# Nov 9 headline: "You're Fired!!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [October 26, 2016, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757 "2016-10-26T07:07:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![QuarkChild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c5a1d2/32.png) [@QuarkChild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuarkChild)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/21 "2016-10-26T19:51:36Z")
I want the headline \*\*America votes ‘Remain’ \*\*if Trump loses. There was a lot stressing over Brexit and what it might mean for Trump’s chances. This way, we get to gloat. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/22 "2016-10-26T20:05:14Z")
Trump may go back to reality TV. He could be The Biggest Loser on The Amazing Racist. ---
**Author:** ![That\_Don\_Guy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/that_don_guy/32/538_2.png) [@That\_Don\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/That_Don_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/23 "2016-10-26T20:34:24Z")
Hillary Clinton will say it first, in her acceptance speech, especially if the Democrats end up with control of the Senate (“Donald Trump? Republican Controlled Senate? You’re Fired!”) ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/24 "2016-10-26T20:44:56Z")
Frankly, the way The Donald flip-flops his positions, his party affiliation and also flat out lies about anything that doesn’t suit his narrative, I fully expect him to take credit for the historic Hillary win by November 10th. “She couldn’t have done it without me!!” ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/25 "2016-10-26T20:46:56Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > That was my thought. They’ve been extremely anti-Trump. But it may not be insulting enough for them. Yeah. Maybe “Trump Dump(ed)” or in a moment of whimsy “Trump: tired of winning, loses election”. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/26 "2016-10-26T20:56:24Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > The Post has been pro-Trump. > > That was my thought. They’ve been extremely anti-Trump. But it may not be insulting enough for them. The Post will have something anti-Clinton regardless of the outcome. I hope the Daily News has been more effort into the headline. They certainly have enough time. They just aren’t as good at bad headlines as the Post is. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/27 "2016-10-26T20:59:40Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > Frankly, the way The Donald flip-flops his positions, his party affiliation and also flat out lies about anything that doesn’t suit his narrative, I fully expect him to take credit for the historic Hillary win by November 10th. “She couldn’t have done it without me!!” Agree. Trump want this to be about him. The most infuriating headline will be “Hillary beats that other guy in a landslide”. ---
**Author:** ![ThisIsTheEnd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisistheend/32/4713_2.png) [@ThisIsTheEnd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisIsTheEnd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/28 "2016-10-26T22:07:03Z")
You’re fired is lame. He doesn’t have the job. PUSSY WHIPPED ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/29 "2016-10-26T22:12:32Z")
“Donald Trumped Bigly.” or “Pussy Grabs Back.” ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/30 "2016-10-26T22:46:59Z")
“Schlonged”. ---
**Author:** ![ThisIsTheEnd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisistheend/32/4713_2.png) [@ThisIsTheEnd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisIsTheEnd)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/31 "2016-10-26T22:49:39Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > “Schlonged”. Lol, good one. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2016, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757/32 "2016-10-26T23:05:20Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > It might not be a landslide though. I have it on good authority that if it’s not a Clinton Landslide, that means the vote was rigged. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nov-9-headline-youre-fired/769757.md?page=1)