# Now. Bad bad bad Lil'wrekker needs her ol' ma **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336 "2023-10-31T01:21:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/1 "2023-10-31T01:21:33Z")
As she often gets starring and top roles in productions at the community theater and her university she was asked to audition for the City board for their Christmas promotional activities. She has gotten a couple modeling jobs around town so she thought maybe print promos. Oh Nooooooooo. They ask her to be the Christmas elf thru the seasonal things going on in this town. She thought maybe a Santa workshop thing and ride in the parade. She said “Sure!” Hey, it’s a paid gig! Signed some paper saying they could use her image as Elf chick. She thought ok, easy money! Yay me! Oh Nooooooo! She got her first assignment today. She’s gotta spend Halloween night, dressed as Elf (Not as her planned Barbie, ugh) pub walking in the little square uptown. No drinks allowed. No sitting allowed. (Remember she had hip surgery on her broken little butt in August). Well, she’s resigned and signed up to do it. The show must go on, yada, yada, yada… Puts on her costume to check it out. It’s cute-ish. A little bare maybe. But she can wear a leotard and tights underneath. The shoes are stooopid. She says. They look like Elf shoes. You know, green and pointy. “But, Ma it drags in the butt, looks like another butt can fit in there, with mine, Help!” I’m all too willing to help. I implore her to call someone in charge. These costumes are sacrosanct sometimes. Don’t need some old city alderman griping me out. Oh. Nooooooooo! Never cut or trim or add. We can baste and pin in a temporary manner. But “Do Not Cut!” She said “Get me outta this, Ma” Oh. Nooooooo. You stuck little girl. Should a ask ol’ ma before you signed. So here I am stabbing my fingers sewing this stupidity tough fabric as to not damage it. Gah!!! ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/2 "2023-10-31T01:43:53Z")
Just buy her some green padded pantaloons and get on with your day! LOL! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/3 "2023-10-31T01:44:50Z")
I tried to tell her they should be blousy like that. She didn’t agree. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/4 "2023-10-31T07:31:28Z")
@Beckdawrek She could stuff inflated balloons in her butt, and tell everyone Santa paid for her BBL. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/5 "2023-10-31T07:40:41Z")
If they’re helium-filled, she really WILL have a butt lift. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/6 "2023-10-31T13:19:55Z")
Always read the small print before you sign . . . ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/7 "2023-10-31T13:27:51Z")
Hey, What’s wrong with an elf that has a flabby butt? Are we fat-shaming Santa’s elves? After all Santa himself ain’t too skinny. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2023, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/8 "2023-10-31T16:51:02Z")
She’s a mite sensitive about her butt size. We say she’s built like a small glass coke bottle. Little bit heavy bottomed. Anything that draws attention to it disturbs her. Anywhoo, I have it fixed in a kinda acceptable way. She won’t be called blooming butt Elf, after-all. She can be the “Elf off a Shelf” and not be shamed!!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2023, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/9 "2023-11-01T06:26:06Z")
Her first outing as Elf girl was successful. The shoes killed her feet and she got cold. She reports many people wanted her picture. She made one kid cry. Who brings a kid to a pub crawl? She’ll pick up a measley $50 check Friday for her trouble. I told her I was proud of her. My Elf girl is in bed asleep with sugarplum fairies dancing in her head. Whoever heard of a Christmas Elf on Halloween ? My my. ETA: Santa Claus was there too. He got snockered. I think they’ll need a new Santa before the Parade. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/10 "2023-11-10T20:14:17Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > ETA: Santa Claus was there too. He got snockered. I think they’ll need a new Santa before the Parade. Maybe if they keep him, the real Santa will come to the parade to replace him! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/11 "2023-11-10T20:33:16Z")
Funny she got her next assignments. The Christmas parade is Nov. 21st. She has to visit some elementary schools that Monday. Hey peeps, she does have a real job. Luckily her schedule is flexible. That Girl should of known better. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/12 "2023-11-10T21:17:58Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Santa Claus was there too. He got snockered. _“Drink, Santa! Drink!”_ ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-bad-bad-bad-lilwrekker-needs-her-ol-ma/992336/13 "2023-11-10T22:03:34Z")
Beck and the family have good timing. The Elf movie is returning to theaters for the 20th anniversary. 20 years! It doesn’t seem that long ago. Link ['Elf' returning to select theaters for 20th anniversary celebration](https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2023/11/09/elf-movie-returns-theaters-20th-anniversary/71516358007/)