# Now \*I\* Got It!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 1, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388 "2000-02-01T16:34:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/1 "2000-02-01T16:34:00Z")

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Yay! This morning I was offered the Business Systems Consultant position with a major bank! Yes, it’s the same bank with the Marketing Analyst position I was supposed to interview for this morning.

Woo hoo! Only four more weeks with the government!

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/2 "2000-02-01T16:36:00Z")

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Woooohoooo! Congratulations!

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Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/3 "2000-02-01T16:36:00Z")

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Whoohoo!!! Way to go can’t.

Imagine me doing a very poor cabbage patch for ya here!

go can’t hear ya! Get busy! It’s your birthday!

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-Frankie

“Mother Mercy, can your loins bear fruit forever?/Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?”  
-Bad Religion

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/4 "2000-02-01T16:39:00Z")

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> Only four more weeks with the government!

Up the revolution!

Congraties on ya and good luckies, too.

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“Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.”  
–Miguel de Cervantes–

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/5 "2000-02-01T16:42:00Z")

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Woohoo!!! A fellow banker!! Total World Domination will ensue!!

Congrats Cantloanya 😉

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**Coldfire**

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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _

- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/6 "2000-02-01T16:43:00Z")

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> Woo hoo! Only four more weeks with the government!

You don’t know HOW jealous I am. Someday, _someday_I’m going to be able to say that too (can’t come soon enough).

In the meantime, mucho congratulationios!

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**StoryTyler**  
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”  
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/7 "2000-02-01T16:44:00Z")

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Wooohooo Awesome news!! Congratulations!!

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/8 "2000-02-01T16:45:00Z")

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Congratulations Canthearya!

So, you think you can get me some money??

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Shadowfox  
“The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don’t acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.”

-Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons, “In a Manner that Must Shame God Himself” (Kurt Vonnegut)

_Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,  
Self-Righteous Clique_

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/9 "2000-02-01T16:54:00Z")

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Good on ya, Cant. Consult the hell out of 'em!

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/10 "2000-02-01T16:54:00Z")

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By the way, this is the position I interviewed for on January 20th and asked for good vibes from the Teeming Millions.

See [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004230.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004230.html) for that thread.

I remember being in the interview, looking at the clock (it said 10:15 AM) and thinking about the Millions dat be Teemin’ and Stuff.

Thanks so much. I love you guys!

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**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/11 "2000-02-01T16:55:00Z")

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Whoo whoo whoo _Arsenio fist thingy_  
Right on Cant! Im majorly happy for you!

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Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/12 "2000-02-01T17:04:00Z")

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:::applause:::

YAY! Way to go, Cant!

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“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”

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**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/13 "2000-02-01T17:08:00Z")

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All _right!_ Go, go, go! Congratulations!

Hands off the girl, she’s dynamite!

Well done!

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/14 "2000-02-02T06:52:00Z")

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Best of luck in your new job! Go get 'em!

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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)

S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/15 "2000-02-01T19:00:00Z")

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Best of luck in your new job! Go get 'em!

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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)

S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=

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**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/16 "2000-02-01T19:12:00Z")

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Best of luck in your new job! Go get 'em!

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Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00)

S.S.D.A., SDMB Self-Righteous Clique =^…^=

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/17 "2000-02-01T23:41:00Z")

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Yaaaaay! Congatulations!

:::continued good vibes:::

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“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/18 "2000-02-01T23:45:00Z")

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You Rule!!!  
I hope it’s a good omen- I’m loving my new job. Hope you love yours, too!  
Zette

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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.

Not enough and you’re gonna die…  
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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/19 "2000-02-02T00:27:00Z")

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\< VB, doing his best Ren & Stimpy dance \>

“Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy,Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!”

and _I_ got a surprise raise today!

::Slap!::

\< VB high fives Canthearya \>

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VB

The ways of cats and little girls are mysterious.

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**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-got-it/13388/20 "2000-02-02T00:43:00Z")

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Great news!! Congrats Canthearya!!

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