# Now I just shit my pants.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-just-shit-my-pants/108650>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 12, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-just-shit-my-pants/108650 "2002-05-12T17:04:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-just-shit-my-pants/108650/21 "2002-05-17T15:58:04Z")

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Hey, now you’re a member of the Vile High Club.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-i-just-shit-my-pants/108650/22 "2002-05-17T16:08:53Z")

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“Here I sit, broken hearted  
Paid my dime and only farted.  
Next time I think I’ll take a chance  
Save my dime, and shit my pants.”

Sorry, I had to do it.

(“Vile High Club” - hee)

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