# Now I'm pissed.....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 16, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616 "2000-06-16T17:41:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/1 "2000-06-16T17:41:17Z")

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Said hello, got a few answers, and got kicked to a board with a long acronyn that I don’t remember.

Whaddafuck! we was just warming up and we was all being polite and everything and having a little harmless fun. Ya know that wouldn’t have lasted much longer, not with this outfit.

Ten thousand curses upon the goddamn, goat felching Admin.!

Ssssssss!

filthy

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/2 "2000-06-16T17:53:37Z")

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Wellll, actually, filthy, he was right.

See, right now, you’re in the Pit, which is where people involve themselves in flame wars and constant attacks upon everyone else for their idiocies.

Your introductory message, while well written, did not involve gratuitous insults or decrying of certain systems or institutions. Rather, it was a little bit about yourself. So it was sent off to a different forum- namely, Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share, better known as MPSIMS. That’s really where it belonged, and your replies will be much more friendly and less likely to involve insults about your mother.

But your thread lives on, and still gets replies, over in that vast land of discussion. Feel free to visit it.

But you want to start a thread here, talk about what you hate, what pisses you off, or how ugly and stupid a fellow poster is.

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/3 "2000-06-16T17:53:47Z")

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Please clean up after yourself as you leave…

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/4 "2000-06-16T17:57:15Z")

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See, **filthy** ; the deal is your post got moved to a different forum, where politeness and harmless fun are more appropriate.

Now, had you started a _rumble_, you filthy bastard (or would that be “you bastard, filthy”?) then the thread would’ve stayed in the 'Pit, where all good flaming sessions belong.

BTW, glad to have you. (Whoops! Don’t want to get this one tossed over to MPSIMS ---- er, _get pumped, bilge face!_)

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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/5 "2000-06-16T18:07:02Z")

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Just because you can’t afford tolit paper does not mean everybody else uses their fingers as well. Wanna borrow a dollar?

filthy

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/6 "2000-06-16T18:46:06Z")

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Don’t feel bad Chief, I don’t buy “tolit” paper either.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/7 "2000-06-16T19:04:49Z")

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It’s an honest spelling mistake.  
I believe he meant “tawlit” paper.

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/8 "2000-06-16T19:10:24Z")

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Trollit paper.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/9 "2000-06-16T21:20:38Z")

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Easy now. Filthy is just testing the waters. Cut him some slack, he’ll learn for himself in a few days.

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/10 "2000-06-16T22:56:35Z")

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Awh shucks!

That mean I can’t call him an ignorant camel fucking moron?

😃 - welcome aboard filthy

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/11 "2000-06-16T23:00:23Z")

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Filthy welcome to the pit you motherfucker. 😃

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/12 "2000-06-16T23:18:26Z")

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yet another sockidiot. sigh

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**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/13 "2000-06-17T02:00:34Z")

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Daniel, I don’t think this guy is a sock-idiot. I think this guy is a real honest-to-goodness venom-spewing newbie who just might be a challenge to the regular Pit crew. I can almost see this guy’s Harley tattoos and knife scars in his prose. This guy is too original and interesting to be a new incantation of a banned poster.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/14 "2000-06-17T04:34:20Z")

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Goodness gracious!

Well, I never!

The _language_!

I do believe I’m having an attack of the vapors. Have you no consideration for those of us who have _some_ breeding?

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/15 "2000-06-17T04:38:55Z")

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“Well, I never!”  
sure ya have, Wall

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/16 "2000-06-17T04:41:52Z")

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Oh, you crazy kid.

Who loves ya?

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/17 "2000-06-17T04:44:52Z")

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Wanderer, after reading his other thread in MPSIMS, I will agree you might be right. Filthy- I am sorry I called you a “sockidiot”: instead–you’re an asshole. Trust me, that’s about 20 steps up from a “sockidiot”.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/18 "2000-06-19T14:06:50Z")

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**Wally** wrote:

> [@](#):
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> Have you no consideration for those of us who have _some_ breeding?

Hey, just keep that weirdness in the bedroom where it belongs. Damn breeders - can’t swing a dead cat around here… 😉

(And I hesitate to ask when’s the last time _you_ made an attempt at breeding, you goat felcher! :p)

Esprix

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/19 "2000-06-19T14:47:04Z")

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**Aha,** what’s a “filthy welcome”?

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**Author:** ![randomlyblanks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@randomlyblanks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randomlyblanks)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-im-pissed/22616/20 "2000-06-19T23:15:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> what’s a “filthy welcome”?

It’s legal only in Mississippi and Missouri!
