# Now I've seen everything!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 3, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803 "2012-05-03T23:04:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/1 "2012-05-03T23:04:41Z")

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Yes folks, it appears humanity has run out of acceptable products to create and invent. How do I know this? [Because there is a board game about picking up dog poop.](http://www.drugstore.com/goliath-doggie-doo-4-years/qxp351539?catid=185872)

I’m going to go see if the penguins will let me hang out with them instead of a species that turned poop into a game.:smack:

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2012, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/2 "2012-05-03T23:11:48Z")

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Lemme know how that works out; I could never get the hang of balancing an egg on my foot.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/3 "2012-05-04T00:51:45Z")

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I love that it has a ‘choking hazard’ warning -

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/4 "2012-05-04T01:30:57Z")

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Well shit.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/5 "2012-05-04T02:32:19Z")

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Product of Canada. Ooh, I’m going to have fun on that conference call with the home office tomorrow!  
-D/a

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-ive-seen-everything/620803/6 "2012-05-04T03:52:16Z")

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A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.