# Now, let's recast with Bugs and friends

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203 "2006-08-03T16:03:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/1 "2006-08-03T16:03:11Z")

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Inspired by [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7641871#post7641871), let’s recast with Warner Brothers cartoon characters.  
Rules:

1. Please stick to the traditional WB characters from the 40s thru the 60s (Bugs, Daffy, and co). No Animanics or Tiny Toons please
2. Cross dressing not only allowed, but encouraged, since so many of the characters seemed to enjoy it anyway)
3. There is no rule 3

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/2 "2006-08-03T16:08:30Z")

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okay - I’ll go first

**The Princess Bride**  
Buttercup - Daffy in drag  
Westley - Bugs  
Inigo Montoya - Wile E Coyote  
Fezzig - the Tasmanian Devil  
Vencini - Yosemite Sam  
Prince Humperdink - Pepe LePew  
Count Rogan - Sylvester  
Miracle Max - Granny (in trousers)  
Valerie - the black cat who always manages to get a stripe of white paint on her back  
the Albino - Janis  
The sick kid - Tweety  
Grampa - Spike the Dog

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/3 "2006-08-03T16:09:55Z")

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[del]the Albino - Janis[/del]

heh - caught in a copy/paste :smack:

I meant:  
the Albino - The Buzzard

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**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/4 "2006-08-03T16:44:00Z")

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**Star Wars**

The Good Guys:  
Luke Skywalker – Daffy Duck  
Han Solo – Bugs Bunny  
Princess Leia – Tweety  
Obi Wan Kenobi – Elmer Fudd  
Chewbacca – Gossamer  
Uncle Owen – Yosemite Sam  
Aunt Beru – Granny  
Jawas – Roadrunner

The Bad Guys:  
Darth Vader – Sylvester  
Governor Tarkin – Tazmanian Devil  
Stormtroopers – The Coyote

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/5 "2006-08-03T16:46:05Z")

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**Babylon 5**

Sinclair - Yosemite Sam  
Sheridan - Bugs Bunny  
Ivanova - the black cat (in anticipation of Pepe LePew’s guest shot as a certain alien ambassador)  
Garibaldi - Elmer Fudd  
G’kar - Daffy Duck  
Londo - Foghorn Leghorn  
Vir - Porky Pig  
Delenn - Granny  
Lennier - Tweety  
Dr. Franklin - Sylvester  
Kosh - Tasmanian Devil  
Zathras - Marvin the Martian

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/6 "2006-08-03T16:56:20Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> okay - I’ll go first
> 
> **The Princess Bride**  
> Buttercup - Daffy in drag  
> Westley - Bugs  
> Inigo Montoya - Wile E Coyote  
> Fezzig - the Tasmanian Devil  
> Vencini - Yosemite Sam  
> Prince Humperdink - Pepe LePew  
> Count Rogan - Sylvester  
> Miracle Max - Granny (in trousers)  
> Valerie - the black cat who always manages to get a stripe of white paint on her back  
> the Albino - Janis  
> The sick kid - Tweety  
> Grampa - Spike the Dog

I forgot about Elmer and Gossimer - I will recast:

Fezzig - Gossimer  
Miracle Max - Elmer Fudd  
Valerie - Granny

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**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/7 "2006-08-03T17:17:03Z")

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Network:[ul]  
[li]Howard Beale (_Peter Finch_): **Elmer J Fudd** [/li]“I’m gonna bwow my bwains out, wight on the air, wight in the middwe of the seven o’cwock news”  
[li]Max Schumacher (_William Holden_): **Foghorn Leghorn** [/li]“She’s televisión generation. She learned life from that there Bugs Bunny. The only reality she knows comes to her from over the TV set”  
[li]Diana Christensen (_Faye Dunaway_): **Daffy Duck** [/li]“Well, I’m sorry I impugned your cocksmanship”  
[li]Frank Hackett (_Robert Duvall_): **Bugs Bunny** [/li]“I want a big-fat, big-titted hit and I don’t have to waffle around with Daffy any more”  
[li]Arthur Jensen (_Ned Beatty_): **Tazmanian Devil** [/li]“You have meddled with the primary forces of nature, Mr Beale…And you will be slobbered upon”  
[li]Nelson Chaney (_Wesley Addy_): **Pepe’ Le Pew** [/li]“I don’t want any part of it. I don’t fancy myself the president of a whorehouse”  
[li]Edward George Ruddy (_William Prince_): **Roadrunner** [/li]“If you’d been patient, I would’ve explained that I too taught I tore Hackett precipitate”  
[li]Louise Schumacher (_Beatrice Straight_): **Granny** [/li]“This is your great winter romance, isn’t it? Your last roar of passión before you settle into your emeritus years. Is that what’s left for me? Is that my share?”  
[li]Laureen Hobbs (_Marlene Warfield_): **Owl Jolson** [/li]“I’m gonna make a TV star out of you. Just like Archie Bunker. You gonna be a household word”  
[li]Great Ahmed Kahn (_Arthur Burghardt_): **Silvester** [/li]“Tshhuffering Tshhhocotash, give her the fuckin” overhead claussssh"  
Narrator (_Lee Richardson_): **Wile E Coyote**  
“This was the story of Howard Beale. The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings”  
Mary Ann Gifford (_Kathy Cronkite_): **Marvin The Martian** [/ul]

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/8 "2006-08-03T17:21:26Z")

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> [@JohnBckWLD](#):
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> Edward George Ruddy (William Prince): Roadrunner  
> “If you’d been patient, I would’ve explained that I too taught I tore Hackett precipitate”

based on your quote, did you mean Tweety Bird?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/9 "2006-08-03T17:26:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Garibaldi - Elmer Fudd  
> G’kar - Daffy Duck

So, um, what posters would Garifuddi have on his walls?

“I have been contemplating this image… Is it one of his household gods?”

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/10 "2006-08-03T17:37:36Z")

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with WKRP on the brain - how’s this?

Andy - Bugs  
Mr C - Elmer  
Jennifer - Bugs, in a dual role, in drag  
Herb - Sylvester  
Les - Marvin  
Johnny - Daffy  
Venus - Spike  
Bailey - the black cat

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/11 "2006-08-03T17:40:16Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> **Babylon 5**
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> Sinclair - Yosemite Sam  
> Sheridan - Bugs Bunny  
> Ivanova - the black cat (in anticipation of Pepe LePew’s guest shot as a certain alien ambassador)  
> Garibaldi - Elmer Fudd  
> G’kar - Daffy Duck  
> Londo - Foghorn Leghorn  
> Vir - Porky Pig  
> Delenn - Granny  
> Lennier - Tweety  
> Dr. Franklin - Sylvester  
> Kosh - Tasmanian Devil  
> Zathras - Marvin the Martian

Forgot some major characters. Add:

Marcus - Speedy Gonzales  
Zack - Wile E. Coyote  
Bester - the Peter Lorre caricature mad doctor  
Morden - Rocky (the gangster with the big hat)  
Lyta - Petunia Pig  
Na’toth - Miss Prissy (the spinster hen)  
Talia - Witch Hazel

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/12 "2006-08-03T17:46:23Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> So, um, what posters would Garifuddi have on his walls?
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> “I have been contemplating this image… Is it one of his household gods?”

Yeah, when I assigned Daffy to G’kar, I almost added “Sorry, Garibaldi.” The poster, of course, would be of Jerry Doyle.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/13 "2006-08-03T18:05:53Z")

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As mentioned many times before, I’d like to see the 1960s cult TV series **The Prisoner** done with Bugs Bunny as #6 and Elmer Fudd as #2 (“heyyyyy … This isn’t Albuquoique! Where am I, anyway?” “In the Viwwage, Wabbit!”)

You could have Yosemite Sam come in occasionally as one of the “guest” #2’s. Daffy Duck can be #43, the one who keeps getting zapped when he forgets his Electrpass, or gets gobsmacked by Rover, the guardian weather balloon. The Warner Bothers cartoon villains can be the spy statues and Village operatives. I like the idea of Gossamer/Rudolph (the hairy orange monster in tennis shoes) crammed into a suit of armor, as in the old Chuck Jones cartoon, and trying to look inconspicuous as he listens in on Bugs and Daffy.

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**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/14 "2006-08-03T18:06:20Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> okay - I’ll go first
> 
> **The Princess Bride**  
> Buttercup - Daffy in drag  
> Westley - Bugs  
> Inigo Montoya - Wile E Coyote  
> Fezzig - the Tasmanian Devil  
> Vencini - Yosemite Sam  
> Prince Humperdink - Pepe LePew  
> Count Rogan - Sylvester  
> Miracle Max - Granny (in trousers)  
> Valerie - the black cat who always manages to get a stripe of white paint on her back  
> the Albino - Janis  
> The sick kid - Tweety  
> Grampa - Spike the Dog

I’d pay money to see this.

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**Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/15 "2006-08-04T02:00:29Z")

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I read this thread title as, “Let’s recast with insects and people you know in real life.” I opened to find out what you wanted to recast, and why we should be interested that your pal Stu is _just like_ Doctor McCoy.

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**Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-lets-recast-with-bugs-and-friends/367203/16 "2006-08-04T02:07:47Z")

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> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#):
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> Yeah, when I assigned Daffy to G’kar, I almost added “Sorry, Garibaldi.” The poster, of course, would be of Jerry Doyle.

Actually, since Daffy is now G’Kar, I’d like to nominate, as a rather convoluted and vague meta-reference, that Garibaldi would have [Commander Tomalak’s](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomalak) picture on his wall.

Also, since I can more easily picture him in a trench coat and a fedora, I figured Daffy would be Garibaldi, but Elmer as our favorite paranoid Italian works too 😃
