# Now listen up, all you sons of bitches. It's Lake America now **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [August 27, 2026, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608 "2026-08-27T18:46:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/101 "2026-08-28T17:52:12Z")
And this was after he had served four years as president! Inconceivable, but it happened. We certainly don’t want a black woman as president! 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/102 "2026-08-28T18:21:41Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > So we hear you. What puzzles us is that outside of impeachment and conviction, and the 25th Amendment, you cannot get rid of this guy prior to the end of his term. There must be a way. Of course Trump can be gotten rid of. However, America and Americans support Trump— otherwise he would not have been elected, would have been impeached, would have been 25th-Amended, would have been otherwise neutralized (I mean to make his administration impotent), etc. If Trump chokes on a Big Mac tomorrow, it is good that the world realizes that none of that will have changed. That is, Trump himself is not the problem. ---
**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/103 "2026-08-28T18:23:43Z")
There is a way. Our cowardly and corrupt Congress refuses to do their job and remove the mf-er for high crimes and misdemeanors. If anyone ever high crimed, it is him. But they are too bought and paid for and afraid of the MAGAs to act. History will condemn them. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/104 "2026-08-28T18:31:03Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > What puzzles us is that outside of impeachment and conviction, and the 25th Amendment, you cannot get rid of this guy prior to the end of his term. There must be a way. That way was supposed to be Congress but it turns out they’re all cowards. What we’re witnessing is the breakdown of the Democratic system. The checks and balances put in place with the founding of our country no longer exist. This is not America as usual. Nobody really had a plan for this. There is no scenario where we can remove the President without Congress, the Senate, or the Judiciary, and Trump owns and controls all of those. And to be clear, the problem is not one guy. The problem is millions of complicit Republicans, many in positions of power. Republicans - almost every single one - decided they don’t want to live in a democracy any longer, and have worked in lockstep to consolidate their power. Democrats lost because we still want to live in a democracy. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/105 "2026-08-28T18:38:15Z")
If the entire democratic system is too corrupt, what are citizens supposed to do? Writing a strongly-worded letter to your local politician is not going to solve that one. The nuclear option is a general strike or whatever it takes to force a new Constitutional Convention. Nations have survived constitutional reforms. Where are the supposed reformers who would be on it, though? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/106 "2026-08-28T18:38:43Z")
> [@Toxgoddess](#): > > Nobody from Canada, Michigan or the New England states is going to go along with this. Fuck this guy. It’s Lake Ontario, now and always. Neither is New York State; let alone Ontario County (which I live real close to.) > [@Keith1](#): > > Picture owning a small business and having to change the name or move location. The cost of having to redesign & reprint brochures . . .all associated supplies, web presence, is a lot! Now move that to a much grander scale of a government renaming and ask yourself if you’d rather have tax breaks, social programs, infrastructure improvements While not the only factor, that’s got something to do with it. Road signs, parks, tourist brochures and other promotions — there is a whole shitload of stuff with the words “Lake Ontario”. All the news stories around here are making the point that no, this isn’t binding on state or municipality or private business and ain’t nobody expecting to waste all that money. (Well, I suppose there’s somebody, somewhere. But it sure as hell ain’t the general attitude.) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/107 "2026-08-28T18:41:19Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > The nuclear option is a general strike or whatever it takes to force a new Constitutional Convention. Nations have survived constitutional reforms. Where are the supposed reformers who would be on it, though? I guess the people at the forefront of that movement would be the Democratic Socialists of America, who support sweeping and radical changes to the structure of our government, but they give me the heebie jeebies. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/108 "2026-08-28T18:54:52Z")
I don’t know what the stats are in this country, but in my world it seems that the youngsters don’t vote. I don’t know what they expect as a result. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/109 "2026-08-28T18:55:27Z")
I was also fearing that the delegates (are they already Congressmen? State Legislators? Radical labor leaders?) may not be as disinterested and have the good of the nation in mind as they could. The original Constitution was the result of a lot of compromises, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/110 "2026-08-28T19:04:18Z")
A lot of them are congresspeople already. The Democratic party lets them play in the sandbox. They are under the mistaken impression that they can win in a general election and their belief is a growing threat to Democratic chances of winning the next election. The thing is, you can genuinely care about your country and the people in it and still be completely wrong. There has been an ideological schism in the US since the nation was founded. The Constitution was deliberately vague (and boy is it vague!) in order that everyone thought they were getting what they wanted. And as a result nobody has gotten what they wanted and everyone thinks they are entitled to wildly different things. So it’s important to understand that even when things appeared to be working in the US, they were working in spite of a permanent foundational schism. Republicans excel at exploiting this schism to get votes. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/111 "2026-08-28T19:40:25Z")
I hear Donald Trump is renaming Billy Ocean to America Ocean. ---
**Author:** ![APB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e8cbc/32.png) [@APB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/APB)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/112 "2026-08-28T22:22:32Z")
One is reminded of Tom Stoppard’s response when asked by Harold Pinter to support a proposal that the Comedy Theatre in London be renamed the Pinter Theatre - ‘Wouldn’t it just be easier to change your name to Harold Comedy?’ Perhaps Canada should unilaterally rename its neighbour the United States of Ontario. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/113 "2026-08-28T22:45:14Z")
Thank you @BippityBoppityBoo . I refuse to take responsibility for that jerk in the Whitehouse. I did everything in my power to stop it from happening. We all knew the danger of his actions. Say, MAGAS. Not every single American\*. We have gotten through so many horrific events(as most nations have) managed to keep our self respect and come out wiser on the other side. These are not new things. It will be a slow recovery. I hope our allies can help us. (not really counting on it, of course…we are bootstrap puller uppers). At least be patient while we fix this. And it will be fixed. \*P.S.~Canadians are on the American continent as well. Our good neighbor to the north. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/114 "2026-08-28T22:57:53Z")
Maybe everybody should just try to relax with a cool, refreshing drink. [![](https://i.ibb.co/HpxLkQy0/Gemini-Generated-Image-sd1k6nsd1k6nsd1k2.jpg) ](https://i.ibb.co/HpxLkQy0/Gemini-Generated-Image-sd1k6nsd1k6nsd1k2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/115 "2026-08-28T23:03:54Z")
That’s the only ginger ale worth a damn. Don’t besmirch it. I’m having an ancient memory from college of one of my friends sending his friend to the store to go “buy some alcohol.” He came back with something called Canadian Mist. You can imagine. (We teased Canada a lot back in the day. It was entirely good natured. Sure feels different now.) ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/116 "2026-08-28T23:31:47Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > He came back with something called Canadian Mist. I used to love Clearly Canadian. Don’t think I’ve even thought about it in years. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/117 "2026-08-29T00:56:33Z")
I mean, who the hell here actually calls it Meta? ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/118 "2026-08-29T01:02:45Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’m having an ancient memory from college of one of my friends sending his friend to the store to go “buy some alcohol.” > > He came back with something called Canadian Mist. > > You can imagine. I haven’t thought about this whisky in years. My parents used to regularly drink it back in the ‘70s (frequently while listening to Gordon Lightfoot). 😉 They seemed to alternate between this and Cutty Sark scotch whisky. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2026, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-listen-up-all-you-sons-of-bitches-its-lake-america-now/1032608/119 "2026-08-29T01:05:11Z")
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