# Now many friggin networks can "Law and Order" support?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962 "2003-10-06T23:55:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/41 "2003-10-07T23:44:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> \*\*_-Law and Order: Fish and Game Commission  
> -Law and Order: Animal Control  
> -Law and Order: Rent-A-Cops_ \*\*

Good, but my favorite is still _Law and Order: Bureau of Weights and Measures_.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/42 "2003-10-07T23:44:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> And I can’t stand a character in a police drama that knows _everything!!!_ Who spots the important clue right off the bat and makes horrendous leaps of logic to come up with the correct conclusion. Who knows the bad guy just by looking at him.

Picture D’Onofrio in a rumpled trenchcoat, imitating Peter Falk:

“Oh, Mister Johnson, one more thing…”

I’ve said this before: I hope the last episode of _Criminal Intent_ climaxes with an interrogation of R. Lee Ermey. Just as D’Onofrio starts hinting that Ermey’s crime was motivated by a lack of love from his parents, Ermey should grab a gun, shoot D’Onofrio and then himself.

[sub]Numbnuts![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Beighley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a587f6/32.png) [@Beighley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beighley)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/43 "2003-10-08T00:41:05Z")

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Law & Order : Ski Patrol

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/44 "2003-10-08T01:15:42Z")

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_Law and Order: Evidence Clerks_

Tonight: Sergeant Dante and his assistant recatalog the cocaine by purity.  
“No, Officer Randall, the coke cut with baby laxative goes in that pile–this pile’s for the stuff cut with powdered milk.”

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**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/45 "2003-10-08T01:44:09Z")

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I love L&O & SUV. The Benson/Stabler team is unbeatable on SVU, and the show is lucky to have Munsch reprising his own kind of quirky cop and Ice T (who is slowly becoming a better actor). I’m not a huge fan of CI though, for all the reasons stated, though I did like it for a while. I’m still haunted to this day by the Serbian rape episode, the one where Goren says at the end: “But she got you,” as he’s holding up a picture of the perps tattoo. After a while it did seem like it was The D’Onfrio Show. I didn’t know it was supposed to be a Sherlock Holmes thing. Maybe I’ll give it another try in this new light.

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**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/46 "2003-10-08T01:52:01Z")

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Damn, I forgot to say…

Law and Order: Port Authority

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/47 "2003-10-08T02:42:01Z")

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I used to have a business partner who, at 4:00 PM every weekday, would suddenly interrupt whatever we were doing to exclaim, “It’s time for L&O on A&E!” And then she’d proceed to go and sit in the employee lounge and put A&E on to watch her show. Even if the people there were watching something else. (What were they gonna say? She was part owner of the company.)

Hmmm… of course, that might have something to do with why that company went out of business. :smack:

A Canadian station (Bravo!) shows re-runs of **Law & Order** and **NYPD Blue** back-to-back four nights a week, starting at 11:00 PM. Since that’s when I get home from work most days, that works well for me. Perhaps one day I’ll actually catch a _current_ episode, or one of them fancy new-fangled spin-offs.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/48 "2003-10-08T02:51:44Z")

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Law and Order: Health and _Mental Hygiene_ Unit

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/49 "2003-10-08T03:12:50Z")

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_Law and Order: Juvenile Court._

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/50 "2003-10-08T03:40:53Z")

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_Law and Order: Building Inspection_  
_Law and Order: Zoning Enforcement_  
_Law and Order: University Parking Patrol_  
_Law and Order: Truck Weigh Station Unit_  
_Law and Order: Wal-Mart Security_  
_Law and Order: NFTA Metro Rail Proof-of-Payment Inspection Unit_  
_Law and Order: State Border Fruit Inspection Unit_  
_Law and Order: Cable Theft Unit_

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**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/51 "2003-10-08T03:50:59Z")

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_Law and Order: I’m pretty sure that’s more than 15 items Ma’am._

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/52 "2003-10-08T03:54:02Z")

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Now _that_ was inspired, **Nanoda**.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/53 "2003-10-08T03:55:03Z")

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_Law and Order: Back in Training_

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/54 "2003-10-08T03:58:03Z")

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_Law and Order: the Donut Shop_

(hey, someone has to keep the coppers supplied with their cruellers!)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/55 "2003-10-08T04:45:04Z")

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\*Law and Order: Routine Victims Unit  
Law and Order: Donut Inspectors Unit  
Law and Order: the Starbucks Patrol  
Law and Order: County Fair Livestock Police  
Law and Order: Video Arcade Change Police  
\*

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/56 "2003-10-08T06:56:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \*  
> \*\* I’ve said this before: I hope the last episode of _Criminal Intent_ climaxes with an interrogation of R. Lee Ermey. Just as D’Onofrio starts hinting that Ermey’s crime was motivated by a lack of love from his parents, Ermey should grab a gun, shoot D’Onofrio and then himself.  
> \*\*

Ya know, I’d tune in for that one.

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**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/57 "2003-10-08T10:46:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cerowyn \*  
> **A Canadian station (Bravo!) shows re-runs of Law & Order and NYPD Blue back-to-back four nights a week, starting at 11:00 PM.**

_Bravo!_ is a Canadian station? I had no idea.

Let’s see… How about _Law and Order: Kitchen Patrol_?

Barry

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/58 "2003-10-09T02:12:48Z")

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_Law and Order: Roadkill Clean Up_

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/59 "2003-10-09T02:21:12Z")

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_Law and Order: Electric Bugaloo_

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-many-friggin-networks-can-law-and-order-support/205962/60 "2003-10-09T15:05:00Z")

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Law & Order: Fashion Victims Unit

Law & Order: Traffic Enfforcement Unit

Law and Order: Graft Collections Team

Law & Order: White Castle Midnight Shift

Law & Order: Dunkin’ Doughnuts Patrol

Law & Order: Street Vendor Surveilance Unit

Law & Order: Mayor’s Helicopter Team

Law & Order: Harbor Patrol

Law & Order: Sanitation Inspector

Law & Order: Mall Security

Law & Order: Tourist Information Bureau

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