# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 25, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442 "2022-04-25T22:50:17Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4344 "2023-04-16T17:31:05Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> I don’t know how Twitter works, so someone’s going to have to explain this to me. Musk just asked people who have blocked him - and therefore don’t see his tweets - to unblock him. By tweet. Which they won’t see.

I guess he’s hoping that folks will spread the word or something.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4345 "2023-04-16T18:14:10Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> Right - what am I missing?

“Pass this note to Cassidy who will give it to Sharon and it will tell Cindy that I still like her”

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4346 "2023-04-16T18:17:10Z")

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That made me laugh out loud. But as for Musk - what is it that the young people say - SMH?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4347 "2023-04-16T23:06:31Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Elmo broke the National Weather Service’s ability to send out automated tweets for tsunami warnings.

This is exactly where a decent verification system would have been useful. You could have bots that are verified to be from reputable organizations that are using them for legitimate purposes.

Heck, if he was smart, he’d allow registered, verified bots. Wikipedia has had that system up forever.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4348 "2023-04-17T01:16:08Z")

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> [@Shalmanese](#):
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> RIP Twitter Files

With the corporate reorganization, aren’t they the X Files now?

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4349 "2023-04-17T03:08:47Z")

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> [@OldOlds](#):
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> I mean, it’s not even a very good joke. There’s nothing clever about it, it’s just snickering over a naughty word.

Go ahead and laugh, but I just now figured out that Elmo wasn’t saying he was snickering at everyone.

> **[Definition of TITTER](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/titter)**
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> to laugh in a nervous, affected, or partly suppressed manner : giggle, snicker… See the full definition

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**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4350 "2023-04-17T12:13:25Z")

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> **[Is Twitter finally dying?](https://www.vox.com/technology/2023/4/15/23683554/twitter-dying-elon-musk-x-company)**
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> Say goodbye to the old Twitter and hello to the new normal.

A really good and detailed analysis of the state of Twitter.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4351 "2023-04-18T01:49:19Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1648137755984113666>

HAHAHA LOOK EVERYBODY I DID THE SEX NUMBER AREN’T I SUCH A NAUGHTY BOY

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4352 "2023-04-18T02:24:43Z")

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I’m sure Elmo greatly enjoyed changing the derogatory label from “70%” to “69% government-funded”. Which apparently means something so important that Elmo feels it needs a special label. Yet nowhere does Elmo see fit to provide any hint of actual CBC governance policy, which **[by law grants it complete independence from Parliament](https://cbc.radio-canada.ca/en/vision/governance/programming-policies/introduction)**.

Elmo still considers any form of publicly-subsidized broadcasting as exactly equivalent to the state media of authoritarian regimes with a modern-day Joseph Goebbels in charge. As distinct, for instance, with truly independent media that can be relied on for accuracy and objectivity, like Fox News and OAN. Or, in short, Elmo has his head so far up his ass that not even a glimmer of daylight can ever penetrate.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4353 "2023-04-18T02:29:12Z")

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T(w)itter congratulating themselves via @TitterDaily on agile backpedaling …

> <https://twitter.com/TitterDaily/status/1647418747924226048?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1647418747924226048%7Ctwgr%5Ecf98171f7946cff4f19b259bf7dd8f9e92a6c5af%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2023%2F04%2F17%2Fweather%2Fweather-news-twitter-automated-weather-tweets-wxn%2Findex.html>

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4354 "2023-04-18T13:06:38Z")

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Radio Sweden has left Twitter. They claim it is because the audience has moved on, but one has to wonder how much this also has to do with Musk’s assault on public news media. Maybe nothing, but the timing is suspect.

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Not just him. The various types whom he has readmitted or who are new advertisers amd he counts on to make up for those who left.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4356 "2023-04-18T16:27:44Z")

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If there were enough of those, Truth Social would be doing a lot better…

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4357 "2023-04-18T16:28:39Z")

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Eh, if Elmo hadn’t invited all the Nazis back, then Trump’s Sociopaths may be doing better.

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I’m sure Elmo greatly enjoyed changing the derogatory label from “70%” to “69% government-funded”.

CBC is still going to move away from using twitter. Good for them. Useless fucking platform.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4359 "2023-04-18T17:39:41Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> CBC is still going to move away from using twitter.

I hadn’t heard about that, but I fully support it!

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4360 "2023-04-18T17:41:33Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I hadn’t heard about that, but I fully support it!

> **[Why we have paused our CBC News Twitter accounts | CBC News](https://www.cbc.ca/news/editorsblog/cbc-twitter-news-1.6813747)**
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> Editorial independence is a bedrock principle for any credible news organization. It’s the beating heart of what we do each day in the news division of Canada’s national public broadcaster.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4361 "2023-04-18T17:50:17Z")

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Thanks! Elmo fucking with the CBC hits closer to home than his fuckery with NPR, PBS, and the other public broadcasters, and pisses me off even further because I’m certain that Elmo is totally unaware of the statutory protection of editorial independence provided under the Broadcasting Act.

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I wonder how pumped our local Musk simps are for TruthGPT. Finally a non-woke LLM to satisfy their urges.

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**Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/4363 "2023-04-18T17:53:58Z")

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We’re truly blessed to have so many spiritual successors to HL Mencken and Dorothy Parker haunting these boards. I mean, _Elmo!_ Honestly. Fucking genius.

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