# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 25, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442 "2022-04-25T22:50:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6086 "2023-08-05T13:38:07Z")

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The check is in the mail!

> **[Elon Musk’s X can’t send Blue subscribers their ad revenue-sharing payouts on...](https://www.theverge.com/2023/8/4/23820859/x-twitter-ad-sharing-payment-unpaid-delay-elon-musk)**
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> Friday night is a good time to announce you’re not paying your bills.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6087 "2023-08-05T13:45:35Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> If anyone wants to hijack this KFC thread to say something about Elmo and Twitter, please feel free

I read Elmo’s going to by KFC and change the name to KXC, the only thing available will be white meat and cole slax, the menu screens will show kiddie porn, and there will be a giant K **X** C sign, over the door, held up with small nails, and the X flashes day and night. If you pay for the KXC blue check, you get a biscuit.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6088 "2023-08-05T15:15:45Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> If you pay for the KXC blue check, you get a biscuit

You get promised a biscuit.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6089 "2023-08-05T15:24:13Z")

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The biscuit is in the mail.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6090 "2023-08-05T15:29:03Z")

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I hear Xusk orders Fauci KXC with “Extra Biscuits”.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6091 "2023-08-05T18:19:53Z")

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> [@gnoitall](#):
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> You get promised a biscuit.

This sums up my life perfectly.

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6092 "2023-08-05T21:05:10Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> I just checked the KFC website and the Doordash page for a KFC in my area and neither list grilled chicken as an option

Just FYI, I was curious even before I saw your post and went looking for grilled KFC on my own. On the KFC site, select “fried chicken”, then click on “original recipe” and you get a selection for original, extra gross, spicy and… “Kentucky grilled”.

Not the most intuitive site to be sure.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6093 "2023-08-05T21:32:56Z")

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> [@squeegee](#):
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> Just FYI, I was curious even before I saw your post and went looking for grilled KFC on my own. On the KFC site, select “fried chicken”, then click on “original recipe” and you get a selection for original, extra gross, spicy and… “Kentucky grilled”.

Yep, not an option in my area - just original and extra crispy.

Maybe it’s a regional thing or franchises have the option of whether to carry it or not.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6094 "2023-08-05T22:44:42Z")

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You misunderstood.

“Kentucky grilled” = fried

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**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6095 "2023-08-05T22:49:51Z")

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Are you saying it’s unbreaded but dunked in a fryer? I really have no idea, but the pictures don’t look fried.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6096 "2023-08-05T23:06:04Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> “Kentucky grilled” = fried

No, it’s grilled. From a random food blogger.

> The Kentucky Grilled Chicken is marinated and seasoned with a blend of six secret herbs and spices and is slow-grilled. Its appetizing smell was similar to other grilled chicken I’ve had before. The meat was juicy, tender and really tasty. It doesn’t taste like any of the KFC fried chickens, instead it tastes more like roasted or rotisserie chicken.

Also, on my local menu, under that title, it literally says the word grilled.

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**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6097 "2023-08-05T23:09:38Z")

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I hadn’t seen this before. I like it.

[[Album] Imgur: The magic of the Internet ![](https://i.imgur.com/SgMjAYZ.jpeg?fb "Imgur: The magic of the Internet") ](https://imgur.com/a/gFRjvSd)

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6098 "2023-08-05T23:31:41Z")

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That sort of reminds me of [Hank the Pigeon](https://www.google.com/search?q=hank+the+pigeon+wonder+years&tbm=isch) who is sort of the mascot/logo of the band The Wonder Years. Although I am misremembering the bird being upside down a lot. Perhaps because The Wonder Years is fairly emo, I remember their logo being more melodramatic than it is.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6099 "2023-08-06T02:24:54Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> Also, on my local menu, under that title, it literally says the word grilled.

Yeah, not nearly as greasy and has nice grill marks.

> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> I hadn’t seen this before. I like it.

I like it too!

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6100 "2023-08-06T10:22:38Z")

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Who wants to tell him?

[![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F20QeUPXcAA6Hsc?format=jpg&name=medium) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F20QeUPXcAA6Hsc?format=jpg&name=medium)

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6101 "2023-08-06T12:22:03Z")

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There has got to be some small, very fine print somewhere in this? Elmo?

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6102 "2023-08-06T15:09:24Z")

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True Andy Kaufman level trolling.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6103 "2023-08-06T15:38:36Z")

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> **[X, formerly Twitter, commandeers '@music' handle from user with half a...](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/08/05/x-commandeers-music-handle-from-user-with-half-a-million-followers.html)**
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> Elon Musk-led X Corp. has commandeered "@music" from a long-time Twitter user, software developer Jeremy Vaught.

Really a weird move. I don’t see it as such a big deal from the person who got their name displaced, other than that sense of vulnerability for everyone who has a Twitter handle, but why wouldn’t he just create an Xmusic account? That ID is available.

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6104 "2023-08-06T15:46:39Z")

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> <https://twitter.com/MarkSZaidEsq/status/1688207076605009921>
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> Elon Musk @elonmusk

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**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/6105 "2023-08-06T15:50:49Z")

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I can see Lawyer billboards being changed overnight

- 1-800-SUE-ELON.

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