# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 25, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442 "2022-04-25T22:50:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7546 "2023-11-09T12:50:39Z")

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It looks like a poor imitation of some '80’s custom shop exotic cars made by some lone home garage hero, poorly designed, executed and barely functioning. That it comes from one of the biggest car companies in the world just boggles the mind. But then, so does Musk.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7547 "2023-11-09T13:21:44Z")

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Somebody stole the cab of my El Camino, but at least they left me the tonneau.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7548 "2023-11-09T15:18:20Z")

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Tell me it doesn’t look like a dumpster from behind.

[![](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8156Zn70yEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg) ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/8156Zn70yEL._UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7549 "2023-11-09T15:29:18Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Forrest Gump?

“I may not be a smart man, kaylasdad, but I know what clever is.”

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7550 "2023-11-09T15:47:08Z")

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Baby, it’s got back. I guess Elon just likes big badonkadonks, especially on his cars

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7551 "2023-11-09T16:06:13Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Tell me it doesn’t look like a dumpster from behind.

The dumpster looks better.

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7552 "2023-11-09T16:10:21Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> The dumpster looks better.

Somebody with a refined sense of taste designed the subtle curve on the lid of that dumpster.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7553 "2023-11-09T16:24:52Z")

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Well, yes, one is a tool that functions well, and there is little doubt the appropriate amount of engineering has gone into its design and manufacture.

The other is a giant ugly metal box on wheels (plus a battery or something)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7554 "2023-11-09T16:59:28Z")

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Now _that_ is a purty dumpster!

Such clean lines, such well placed decals. The proportions are superb. Looks fast just sitting there. Plenty of trunk room for hauling all your possessions, even the outsized ones. Judging from what we can see of the lift slots, their gussets, and the lids’ hingework, the fit and finish are best in class.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7555 "2023-11-09T19:52:46Z")

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How, and mean HOW, exactly, would a Cybertruck driver see anything to the rear?

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7556 "2023-11-09T19:56:45Z")

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Looking behind sounds like a concern for losers.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7557 "2023-11-09T20:00:56Z")

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No surprise that Musk’s AI Grok is a massive Musk stan:

> <https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1722404512412180606>

> <https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1722406340981879047>

> <https://twitter.com/Whatapityonyou/status/1722405537688740069>

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**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7558 "2023-11-09T20:53:54Z")

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Whoa, that is really really pathetic.

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**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7559 "2023-11-09T20:59:15Z")

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Has it occurred to anybody else that there is no Grok and it’s just Elon sitting in his boxers in front of a keyboard in his basement?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7560 "2023-11-09T21:00:38Z")

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Like his buddy the orange “stable genius”, Elmo has absolutely zero self-awareness. He blunders along with supreme confidence in his own awesomeness while the world snickers behind his back. What a sad, poor little rich guy.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7561 "2023-11-09T21:17:39Z")

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I think it’s kind of funny that so many of the posts in this thread are from x/twit. Seems we’re just feeding his machine clicks. The way to hurt him is to never ever look at another x/twit as long as you live.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7562 "2023-11-09T21:25:59Z")

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That’s why the cool kids use screenshots - so we can share the information without giving him the engagement he craves.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7563 "2023-11-09T21:55:30Z")

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God, he is soooooooooooooooo boring. He’s just a giant little boy.

Say what you will about guys like Astor, Vanderbilt and Rockefeller, and there’s plenty to say, but at least they were goddamn _men_.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7564 "2023-11-09T21:57:09Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Say what you will about guys like Astor, Vanderbilt and Rockefeller, and there’s plenty to say, but at least they were goddamn _men_.

Why can’t our generation’s billionaires just build art museums and concert halls?

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/7565 "2023-11-09T21:58:55Z")

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> [@abcdefghij](#):
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> Has it occurred to anybody else that there is no Grok and it’s just Elon sitting in his boxers in front of a keyboard in his basement?

This is exactly what I pictured.

> [@carrps](#):
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> Whoa, that is really really pathetic.

Super pathetic.

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