# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 25, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442 "2022-04-25T22:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 430
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8586 "2024-01-12T20:39:32Z")
With all the money he’s been raking in with Xitter, it oughta be easy to buy TikTok too. What mere government could stop the mighty Elmo? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8587 "2024-01-12T21:08:06Z")
He could have bought TikTok and renamed it X Videos. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8588 "2024-01-12T21:42:49Z")
> [@Folly](#): > > I think I’d trust my bank account information with the porn sites before I’d trust it with Xitter right now. Yeah, good point. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8589 "2024-01-13T02:09:30Z")
The blue checks are just telling people to kill their babies now. > Inb4 Sam says “They put Community Notes on it, that means it’s OK!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8590 "2024-01-13T02:43:55Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Inb4 Sam says “They put Community Notes on it, that means it’s OK!” This is free speech in action. Truly inspiring. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8591 "2024-01-13T03:07:47Z")
We can turn this into a game! Which part of the following potential Twit isn’t free speech absolutism according to our boi wonder and savior of mankind (of the white variety)! > I’m going to explain to you how to poison properly feed your newborn cis baby using not one, not two but all of the listed ingredients: > > - raw milk > - raw eggs > - raw honey > > be sure to handle raw uncooked chicken and not wash your hands before making this formula, bacteria is a myth created by a conspiracy between the soap and ‘health’ industries and babies will love the added chicken flavor. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8592 "2024-01-13T03:28:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > He could have bought TikTok and renamed it X Videos. If Elmo was thinking big, in terms of a global banking and payments system he should have bought OnlyFans instead of Twitter. There’s nothing like naked schoolteachers filming themselves having sex in their spare time to help make ends meet that makes me think “my money is safe here”. Although admittedly a bunch of Nazis is a close second, so Elmo may be on to something with Xitter. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8593 "2024-01-13T19:03:56Z")
Nazi naked schoolteachers? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8594 "2024-01-13T19:27:36Z")
I value my search history too much to go looking for that. I’ll go out on a limb and guess there are websites, reddit subgroups, video clubs, and darker stuff already dedicated to that area. Probably a band name too. ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8595 "2024-01-13T23:01:00Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I value my search history too much to go looking for that. I’ll go out on a limb and guess there are websites, reddit subgroups, video clubs, and darker stuff already dedicated to that area. Probably a band name too If there weren’t, there are now. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8596 "2024-01-13T23:39:36Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I value my search history too much to go looking for that. I went ahead and tried it–in Incognito Mode. It seems SafeSearch is working well. The top result was an NPR article about a book involving a former Nazi art teacher and an Israeli art model. After that was an article about a Nazi schoolteacher who promoted nudism, followed by more articles on Nazis coopting the nudism movement. Then there’s one Irish schoolteacher who fled from Germany after being convicted of Nazism. Then a school teacher who led a Nazi Twitter account. There’s an forum post about a kid who dressed as Hitler for Halloween, and finally an article on Hitler Youth on a history site named “Naked History.” Images are pretty much all historical, too. There is blurred nudity, but it’s of nudists, not porn. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8597 "2024-01-14T00:07:31Z")
Thanks, you’re doing oG’s work. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8598 "2024-01-14T04:08:26Z")
There’s always this: > **[Nazi exploitation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_exploitation)** > > Nazi exploitation (also Nazisploitation) is a subgenre of exploitation film and sexploitation film that involves Nazis committing sex crimes, often as camp or prison overseers during World War II. Most follow the women in prison formula, only relocated to a concentration camp, extermination camp, or Nazi brothel, and with an added emphasis on sadism, gore, and degradation. The most infamous and influential title (which set the standards of the genre) is a Canadian production, Ilsa, She Wolf of th... ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8599 "2024-01-14T04:19:16Z")
That’s just fucking disgusting, I don’t like to kink shame but shit. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8600 "2024-01-14T04:24:04Z")
> The most infamous and influential title (which set the standards of the genre) is a Canadian production, _Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS_ … Ahem … - That movie was produced by David Friedman, an American producer. - It was directed by Don Edwards, an American director. - It stars Dyanne Thorne, an American porn actress. - It was made by Lionsgate Films, an American production company headquartered in Santa Monica - Lionsgate was formerly known as Cinépix Film Properties which was originally located in Montreal But sure, blame Canada! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8601 "2024-01-14T04:29:12Z")
Eh, less offensive than _Hogan’s Heros_. Plus _She Wolf of the SS_ never nationally syndicated. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8602 "2024-01-14T04:31:17Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > But sure, blame Canada! 😉 I don’t write wiki articles; I just quote 'em. If you don’t like it, fix it. But cite your work or the wiki police will go all Ilsa on you! ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8603 "2024-01-14T04:44:57Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > It stars Dyanne Thorne, an American porn actress. You know, Wikipedia doesn’t mention the porn part, but a little researching says it’s true! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8604 "2024-01-14T04:51:52Z")
In all seriousness, Thorne seemed like an intelligent woman who had been a singer and an actress on stage and with minor roles in a number of films. From a bio I vaguely remember reading, she ended up with the _Ilsa_ roles because she just never made it in mainstream films. Kinda sad, really. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/8605 "2024-01-14T06:00:05Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > …it’s of nudists, not porn. These two should never be conflated. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442.md?page=429) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442.md?page=431)