# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 25, 2022, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442 "2022-04-25T22:50:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 500
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10016 "2024-08-10T19:58:22Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > [@Dissonance](#): > > > > So, in a nutshell, what Elmo means is the top picture is of someone about to get fucked by four non-white people, and so is the bottom one. > > Since Piper Perri is extremely eager for that banging what point does Elon think he’s made??? This is Elmo we’re talking about. You know, Mr. “The Great Replacement is a plot by the Jews to eliminate the white race”. As his son murdered by the woke-mind virus daughter put it, Mr. “weird 14-words breeder shit”. [14 Words](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/14-words) for those unfamiliar with the term. Miscegenation is a sin against god is pretty much his ‘point’. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10017 "2024-08-10T21:27:00Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > Since Piper Perri is extremely eager for that banging what point does Elon think he’s made??? That Black men are scary and will gang bang you. The white guy in the second picture is not nearly as eager. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10018 "2024-08-10T22:02:23Z")
So the take away is that Elmo wishes he could be the blonde in the top pic. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10019 "2024-08-10T22:49:53Z")
There really is nothing to be gained by trying to analyze Elno’s ochre matter (which used to be grey, but it got worse). At this point, a very high daily dose of thorazine is his (our) only hope. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10020 "2024-08-10T23:02:13Z")
> [@Dissonance](#): > > The top picture is of an adult film star, a porn actress if you will, sitting on a couch and the four black men who are going to gang bang her. It’s been meme’d on a lot It is often parodied in AI. Here are a few (of many more) I’ve seen: [![](https://i.postimg.cc/fyFv2W6W/couch-parody-grid.jpg) ](https://i.postimg.cc/fyFv2W6W/couch-parody-grid.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Boycott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boycott/32/6741_2.png) [@Boycott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boycott)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10021 "2024-08-10T23:13:57Z")
There have been riots going on in the UK over the last two weeks by people on the far-right. The backstory is a 17 year old male born in Wales to parents from Rwanda and who grew up in a place called Southport went into a summer club where young girls were doing activities on a Taylor Swift theme and he started stabbing them and the adult running the club. Three young girls were killed. Because of the killer’s age his name was not immediately released into the press so people on social media started spreading around that he was an illegal immigrant, an asylum seeker, a Muslim, known to the security services and that sort of thing. Elon Musk’s Twitter has been a haven of these lies which is what led to the riots in which they started attacking shelters for refugees including trying to burn down one as well as attacking Mosques and also police officers. A judge allowed the name of the killer to be released before he turns 18 because of the rampant misinformation and lies being spread. But the damage was done and now those rioters being prosecuted for their criminal actions is being seen as persecution by the likes of Musk and far-right figures. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10022 "2024-08-10T23:14:51Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > So the take away is that Elmo wishes he could be the blonde in the top pic. Specifically, the girl is him and the five guys are female employees of his who pass the pencil test. > **[Pencil test (South Africa)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pencil_test_(South_Africa))** > > The pencil test is a method of assessing whether a person has Afro-textured hair. In the pencil test, a pencil is pushed through the person's hair. How easily it comes out determines whether the person has "passed" or "failed" the test. > This test was used to determine racial identity in South Africa during the apartheid era, distinguishing whites from coloureds and blacks. The test was partially responsible for splitting existing communities and families along perceived racial lines. Its ... ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10023 "2024-08-11T02:00:15Z")
I was puzzled for a second, because Ann Landers’ pencil test was something completely different! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10024 "2024-08-11T02:31:32Z")
And the Joker’s pencil test is different from either. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10025 "2024-08-11T03:11:27Z")
That makes me kind of sad, because in HS, there was one class where we decided to start throwing pencils into one guy’s big loose 'fro. The next week, he changed his hairstyle to a sort of wolfman jack look. But we had not heard of the “pencil test” at the time, we were just goofing off. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10026 "2024-08-12T00:20:18Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > > Since Piper Perri is extremely eager for that banging what point does Elon think he’s made??? > > That Black men are scary and will gang bang you. Good golly, paranoid racists are some weird freaks. If I hadn’t been told that top photo was depicting a porn film setup I would have guessed that the dialogue in it went something like this: “Tee-hee, okay Bipsy, is it focused? Make sure to start recording just before they lift the couch!” “Sorry miss, but our legal team at MuscleBuns Premium Movers is extremely strict about requiring that all furniture items have to be unoccupied when we’re moving them.” I mean, I guess that scenario could be a setup for a porn film in its own right, but I’m still having a really hard time getting “scary” out of it. For one thing, look how all the guys changed into dazzlingly clean and tidy matching underwear for this consensual multi-partner sexual encounter! That is some gentlemanly behavior right there! ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10027 "2024-08-12T00:24:45Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > I’m still having a really hard time getting “scary” out of it. A possible take, _White women can be tricked in to becoming race traitors by Black men and their large penises._ And the only thing that scares these folks more than women is large penises. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10028 "2024-08-12T00:33:23Z")
The heart of all racism is fear. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10029 "2024-08-12T00:54:30Z")
If you judged Elmo solely by his social media presence, you’d think saddo, incel edgelord and not a billionaire tycoon with a dozen crotch goblins of his own. He certainly is _special_. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10030 "2024-08-12T01:20:36Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > Good golly, paranoid racists are some weird freaks. If I hadn’t been told that top photo was depicting a porn film setup I would have guessed that the dialogue in it went something like this: > > “Tee-hee, okay Bipsy, is it focused? Make sure to start recording just before they lift the couch!” > > “Sorry miss, but our legal team at MuscleBuns Premium Movers is extremely strict about requiring that all furniture items have to be unoccupied when we’re moving them.” > > I mean, I guess that scenario could be a setup for a porn film in its own right, but I’m still having a really hard time getting “scary” out of it. For one thing, look how all the guys changed into dazzlingly clean and tidy matching underwear for this consensual multi-partner sexual encounter! That is some gentlemanly behavior right there! Yes, that’s what a sane person sees. What they see is “These subhuman beasts are going to defile that pure innocent white woman and render her unfit for her God-ordained purpose as a breeding receptacle for white children and your wife/sister/daughter is next”. It’s racism, fear of sexual inadequacy, lack of self-confidence, toxic masculinity, and all-consuming paranoia all rolled into one. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10031 "2024-08-12T01:29:27Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Yes, that’s what a sane person sees. And the premise isn’t even quite as absurd as I initially supposed; apparently there [really are some moving firms that make a selling point of their employees looking sexy!](https://www.shirtlessmovers.com/hottest-movers) 😲 > [@Smapti](#): > > What they see is “These subhuman beasts are going to defile that pure innocent white woman […]" But… the guy on the right is wearing glasses?!? 🤔😵‍💫 I’m not questioning your interpretation, it just seems so bizarre to me that somebody can look at a “Short Back and Sides in New V-neck Undershirt and Serious Dark-rimmed Spectacles” stereotype and see a “Defiling Subhuman Beast” stereotype. Racist paranoia is a helluva drug. ---
**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2024, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10032 "2024-08-12T04:39:18Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > A possible take, > _White women can be tricked in to becoming race traitors by Black men and their large penises._ Allow me to introduce you to another term that people who believe in The Great Replacement and the 14 Words like to use: [Day of the Rope](https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/day-rope). ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10033 "2024-08-13T00:12:32Z")
It would appear that Elmo’s much-hyped live interview with Trump has already crashed and burned. > > > ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10034 "2024-08-13T00:15:12Z")
Elon Musk buying and trying to improve Twitter. [![](https://s.abcnews.com/images/News/ht_spanish_painting_jesus_badly_restored_thg_120822_wmain.jpg) ](https://s.abcnews.com/images/News/ht_spanish_painting_jesus_badly_restored_thg_120822_wmain.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442/10035 "2024-08-13T00:48:22Z")
He claims a DDOS attack. Was…was the DDOS attack just an expected amount of listeners trying to join? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442.md?page=499) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-1/963442.md?page=501)