# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** elon-musk\
**Created:** [August 13, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634 "2024-08-13T00:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
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Today I learned that my mother who had a hysterectomy is no longer female.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2863 "2025-12-13T20:51:53Z")

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Musk is a friggin problem for sure. But there’s certainly an implicit “born with” in there.

The whole point of trans hate is that reproductive gear in general and genitals in specific _are_ destiny. All else is nutso wokery.

At least it is within their sadly misguided hate-filled self-flaggelative world.

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2864 "2025-12-13T21:04:56Z")

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He’s up at 5:57 a.m. and blurting out stuff like that? (I’m assuming the time stamp is local to where he is.)

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
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Probably UTC, so anywhere from 9pm to midnight in the US

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2866 "2025-12-13T22:12:00Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> But there’s certainly an implicit “born with” in there.

Behold, a woman!

[![](https://extension.psu.edu/media/catalog/product/d/7/d701a41dbfed31d15c00598fffa54ad9.jpeg?quality=80&bg-color=248,248,248&fit=bounds&height=427&width=640&canvas=640:427&dpr=3) ](https://extension.psu.edu/media/catalog/product/d/7/d701a41dbfed31d15c00598fffa54ad9.jpeg?quality=80&bg-color=248,248,248&fit=bounds&height=427&width=640&canvas=640:427&dpr=3)

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2867 "2025-12-13T22:37:46Z")

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Yeah yeah. Implicit human too.

I’m not up on chicken anatomical terminology but I’d not be surprised to find that “womb” is a mammalian term and whatever organ female chickens (birds?) use to create and mature eggs, it’s got a different name.

But absent the implicit human part you could sure post a pic of a dog or cat or cow or elephant for your gotcha.

  

Musk is undeniably and thoroughly evil. But by focusing on the technicalities of his hateful post you’re completely ignoring the part that’s actually hateful.

Bravo Sir; well done. That’ll show him.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2868 "2025-12-13T23:01:36Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> Musk is undeniably and thoroughly evil. But by focusing on the technicalities of his hateful post you’re completely ignoring the part that’s actually hateful.
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> Bravo Sir; well done. That’ll show him.

Isn’t he supposed to be the greatest and bestest genius in all known history, so he should also be able to communicate in the most clear terms?

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2869 "2025-12-13T23:04:25Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Isn’t he supposed to be the greatest and bestest genius in all known history, so he should also be able to communicate in the most clear terms? .

Yes.

If he were, he would. 🧐

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**Author:** ![Dissonance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/85f322/32.png) [@Dissonance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dissonance)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2870 "2025-12-13T23:24:41Z")

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Who would have guessed? Women are just breeding stock defined by their ability to reproduce by Mr. 14 children and the Jews are trying to erase whites with mud races in The Great Replacement.

Truly, a shocking revelation.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2025, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2871 "2025-12-13T23:41:56Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> But by focusing on the technicalities of his hateful post you’re completely ignoring the part that’s actually hateful.

The technicalities matter because these are the people who say things like “the left can’t even define what a woman is!” and then proffer a definition that excludes millions of cis women, includes things that are ovviously not women, requires multiple qualifiers, reduces women to little more than incubators with legs, or all of the above. By the definition Elon provides above, an axolotl tank from the Dune novels is a woman, but an AFAB with Mayer-Rokitansky-Küster-Hauser syndrome isn’t.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2025, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2872 "2025-12-14T03:31:53Z")

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I mean, at least Grok knows to answer in the form of a question.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2873 "2025-12-18T01:13:09Z")

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The K must be talking again- Elon says there’s no point in saving money because soon there will be “universal high income”.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2874 "2025-12-18T02:27:36Z")

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I have trouble reading the “writing” on Elon’s avatar… Does it say, “THE FUTURE IS ARKANSAS”?

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2875 "2025-12-18T02:31:21Z")

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Elon Musk: A man can never ever become a woman no matter what

Also Elon Musk: A man can be a butterfly

> <https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1816245915063312540?lang=en>

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2876 "2025-12-18T03:19:24Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The K must be talking again- Elon says there’s no point in saving money because soon there will be “universal high income”.

This is more stuff he has picked up from the Culture novels, thinking it is a documentary. Somehow he never seems to catch on that post-singularity culture has to come _after_ a singularity.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2877 "2025-12-18T08:20:57Z")

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Well, give the clown a little bit of credit. Somewhere in the ketamine highs and crash outs, he’s developed a slightly more nuanced view on the value of DOGE.

> **[Remember DOGE? Well, Elon Musk regrets it. | Opinion](https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2025/12/11/elon-musk-katie-miller-doge/87703182007/)**
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> Do you remember Elon Musk and DOGE, the 'Department of Government Efficiency'? Yeah, he apparently wishes all that never happened.

> Now that Musk has left government to spend more time posting unhinged White supremacist babble on X, his review of DOGE is in, and it is … well, unflattering: ‘We were a little bit successful.’

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2878 "2025-12-18T11:45:05Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Today I learned that my mother who had a hysterectomy is no longer female.

Apparently Musk does not realise the lack of the uterus is not enough to not be a pussy.

(gendered based insult, but wow, this man needs every insult ever imagined throught history.)

I’ll tender his native South African option - unfortunately the most common one references female genitals in a very graphic manner - so I will not repeat that but I will proffer this gem in his semi-native Afrikaans, one of those languages like the closely related Dutch and German which have a turn of phrase we just do not have in English:

“Jy is laer as 'n slang se kakskaduwee”

Translation: “you are lower than a snake’s shit’s shadow”

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2879 "2025-12-18T12:10:37Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> The K must be talking again-

I’ve done my fair share of “Special K” - please do not besmirch its reputation by attributing this fine illegal chemical any influence on the megalomanic Musk.

He did it by himself.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2025, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2880 "2025-12-18T12:14:07Z")

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I wonder it Musk’s ‘doctors’ / suppliers are following the Mathew Perry case? Death, and two doctors have plead guilty to providing the ketamine.

Death doesn’t care.

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**Post date:** [December 19, 2025, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/2881 "2025-12-19T00:16:26Z")

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> **[Elon Musk's SpaceX bought tens of millions worth of Cybertrucks Tesla can't sell](https://electrek.co/2025/12/18/elon-musks-spacex-bought-tens-of-millions-worth-of-cybertrucks-tesla-cant-sell/)**
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> As demand for the Cybertruck can’t reach more than about 10% of Tesla’s planned production capacity, Elon Musk used his...

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