# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** elon-musk\
**Created:** [August 13, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634 "2024-08-13T00:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1041 "2024-12-10T17:14:39Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> …fake methcels…

At a loss. And google didn’t help. Incels pretending to be on meth? People on meth pretending to be incels? People pretending to not be on meth? People on meth pretending not to be?..other? Necessarily male or gender irrelevant?

Help me out, anyone?

j

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1042 "2024-12-10T17:24:56Z")

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I would guess it’s meth-using incels. “Fake” means they don’t really use it, which I guess is bad?

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**Author:** ![Treppenwitz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treppenwitz/32/3445_2.png) [@Treppenwitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treppenwitz)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1043 "2024-12-10T17:31:51Z")

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Makes (in a very weird context) sense, I guess.

Incel = bad  
Not using meth = bad

Therefore an insult. Whereas real methcel - doing not bad? Jesus.

j

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
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Incels posturing as meth users to gain credibility?

It’s a funny old world.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1045 "2024-12-10T18:21:39Z")

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Thinking about it more, I bet it’s the celibate part that’s pertinent. Voluntary celibacy is a virtue among some of that set, so calling them fake celibates is the insult. Adding meth-user to it is just the icing on the cake.

Of course, my main failure is trying to apply logic to that crowd.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1046 "2024-12-10T20:17:38Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> Incels pretending to be on meth? People on meth pretending to be incels? People pretending to not be on meth? People on meth pretending not to be?..other? Necessarily male or gender irrelevant?

[![](https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273009f6d444d2b28b7d35b9de6) ](https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273009f6d444d2b28b7d35b9de6)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1047 "2024-12-10T21:12:22Z")

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Damn, that thing even has its own Wikipedia article.

> **[You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27ll_Cowards_Don%27t_Even_Smoke_Crack)**
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> You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack is the fifth studio album by American outsider rapper and record producer Viper. It was released on February 19, 2008, through his own homemade record label, Rhyme Time Records, and later released physically by indie record label Animated Music. It is the most well known of all of his albums, gathering a cult following in the years since its release. Viper himself has been quoted as saying it is his favorite album he has made.
> Around 2005, while Viper was st...

LOL, of all things our very own _Chicago Reader_ wrote an article on it (archived).

> **[12 O'Clock Track: "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack" is outsider-hip-hop...](https://web.archive.org/web/20150112142656/http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/2013/07/05/12-oclock-track-youll-cowards-dont-even-smoke-crack-is-outsider-hip-hop-brilliance)**
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> "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack" by Viper is an excellent combination of oddball outsider art and Houston hip-hop.

Gotta love the 11-year-old comments on the page by “nick” and “buttfart”.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1048 "2024-12-10T21:22:08Z")

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I’m 90% sure I don’t want to know, but from where else would a fart emanate?

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1049 "2024-12-10T21:23:09Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> I’m 90% sure I don’t want to know, but from where else would a fart emanate?

Some people are so anal-retentive that they fart out of their mouths.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1050 "2024-12-10T21:26:15Z")

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It **is** a bit redundant, sort of like:

[![](https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-05-2024/UNXTm1.gif) ](https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-05-2024/UNXTm1.gif)

Just thought it was funny that we found that article.

Also… Elon Musk is both an assbutt and a buttfart.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1051 "2024-12-10T21:29:38Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> [12 O'Clock Track: "You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack" is outsider-hip-hop brilliance | Bleader | Chicago Reader](https://web.archive.org/web/20150112142656/http://www.chicagoreader.com/Bleader/archives/2013/07/05/12-oclock-track-youll-cowards-dont-even-smoke-crack-is-outsider-hip-hop-brilliance)

I just tried listening to it. Note: It is not “excellent.”

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1052 "2024-12-10T21:35:16Z")

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Two things are true:

1. I was able to identify Misha Collins from a half-second cut in an animated GIF
2. I have no idea what ad mix Google is now going to start serving me since I just put “supernatural assbutt” into my search history

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1053 "2024-12-10T21:36:17Z")

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> [@SunUp](#):
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> I was able to identify Misha Collins from a half-second cut in an animated GIF

I met him once, nice guy! Very funny. Even got a picture with him.

Oh, and Jim Beaver is also in that GIF, and he is/was a Doper (as @jumblejim). He only made 3 posts for a day though, almost 20 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1054 "2024-12-10T23:05:35Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> I just tried listening to it. Note: It is not “excellent.”

You"ll coward. 😃

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**Post date:** [December 10, 2024, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1055 "2024-12-10T23:57:52Z")

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Armpits?  
 ![](https://media.tenor.com/LNo3HyCq9JAAAAAM/nelson-armpit-fart.gif)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1056 "2024-12-17T20:22:12Z")

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So I saw a headline about how Elmo got banned from Path of Exile 2 for botting, and I was prepared to point and laugh at King Dipshit for cheating in an online video game.

> **[Elon Musk Gets Kicked from Path of Exile 2](https://gamerant.com/elon-musk-kicked-path-of-exile-2-why/)**
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> Tesla CEO and noted gamer Elon Musk reveals he was disconnected from Path of Exile 2 not long after the action RPG's early access release.

But then I read the article and found out that their source for the story was Elmo himself posting a screenshot to Twitter and saying he just has a really high APM.

And then I realized that the world’s richest man and de facto president of the United States is so desperate for attention that he’s bragging about his leet gamer skillz on a Diablo ripoff that most people haven’t even heard of.

And that’s even MORE pathetic.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1057 "2024-12-18T08:55:00Z")

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> **[Report: Elon Musk failed to report movement required by security clearance](https://arstechnica.com/space/2024/12/report-elon-musk-failed-to-report-movement-required-by-security-clearance/)**
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> No federal agencies have accused Musk of disclosing classified information.

Almost literally, a loose cannon.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1058 "2024-12-18T19:56:15Z")

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Now he’s trying to provoke a government shutdown.

> **['All talk, no action': Congressman vows to oppose Mike Johnson as Elon Musk...](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-musk-2670491497/)**
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> Conservatives are fuming over House Speaker Mike Johnson's spending bill, and Donald Trump's outside allies are leading the charge.Congressional leaders unveiled a continuing resolution that would avoid a government shutdown for at least three...

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1059 "2024-12-18T22:09:32Z")

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Echoing a campaign back on Twitter when it was Twitter (about Steve Bannon), BlueSky users are trying to get #PresidentMusk trending.

Because Donald takes _so_ well to people who steal the spotlight from him–not to mention to people widely assumed to be telling him what to do.

ETA: I see by a search of the hashtag that it’s being used on other big socials:

PresidentMusk (@president\_elon\_musk)  
Instagram · president\_elon\_musk  
410+ followers  
415 Followers, 14 Following, 5 Posts - PresidentMusk (@president\_elon\_musk) on Instagram: "President Musk Fan Page "

PresidentMusk on Threads  
Threads  
[https://www.threads.net](https://www.threads.net) › tag › PresidentMusk  
We’re dealing with two MEGA NARCISSISTS. I’m pushing for everyone to call him PresidentMusk in posts and in public. The jealousy it will provoke in tfg and …

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1060 "2024-12-18T23:39:29Z")

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I agree. Trump can’t get rid of Musk because if he tried, Musk would just throw more money at him. And he is absolutely incapable of turning down money. But making Trump look weak will infuriate him and having no way to threaten Musk will drive him crazy. Such a dilemma. I’m all for anything that makes him miserable.

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