# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** elon-musk\
**Created:** [August 13, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634 "2024-08-13T00:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1081 "2024-12-28T18:04:48Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> He decrees that the Republican Party must kick out the racists,

And the ones left (which won’t include Musk) can have their convention in a small booth at the local diner.

Musk is currently squabbling with Libs of TikTok and demanding she check her facts. I need more popcorn.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1082 "2024-12-28T18:46:01Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> This is not my experience of working with H1B workers.

They are not cheap labor serfs in terms of the quality of their work, but they are treated that way by employers.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1083 "2024-12-28T20:39:09Z")

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Man who’s never heard of Ernst Rohm says AFD can’t possibly be Nazis because their leader is gay.

> **[Elon Musk pens German newspaper opinion piece supporting far-right AfD party](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/dec/28/elon-musk-germany-afd-party)**
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> Billionaire Trump adviser said his ‘significant investments’ in the country justified his wading into German politics

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1084 "2024-12-29T01:26:08Z")

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Elmo tells anti-H1B magas to fuck themselves in the face.

> **[MAGA Civil War Turns Nuclear: ‘F\*\*\* Yourself in the Face’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/elon-musk-turns-maga-civil-war-nuclear-fk-yourself-in-the-face/)**
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> Musk had some social media commentators fearing that he’d “space laser us” after lashing out over H1B immigration debate.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1085 "2024-12-29T01:33:43Z")

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Quoting Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder, it seems.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1086 "2024-12-29T01:43:57Z")

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Worst person you know just made a great point;

[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eu4mhbymwbenkogsr7sdz63d/bafkreih7u3mndyxxxvucbnjg5ndm6d5wrnat3aojkx26nq73nsnebawdsu@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eu4mhbymwbenkogsr7sdz63d/bafkreih7u3mndyxxxvucbnjg5ndm6d5wrnat3aojkx26nq73nsnebawdsu@jpeg)

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1087 "2024-12-29T03:10:55Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> Nope. Leon is upset that racist Republicans are pushing back on his desire to import more H-1B cheap-labor serfs.

Whatever your position on H1B visas, the fact Musk is adopting the position that would benefit him financially is roughly as surprising as the sun rising in the East.

Musk will ALWAYS support what he perceives as being proftable for him. Always.

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1088 "2024-12-29T05:48:28Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> Musk will ALWAYS support what he perceives as being proftable for him. Always.

Sure. Elmo is as racist as they come, but never at the expense of his balance sheet.

Besides, as has been pointed out, being virulently racist doesn’t prevent someone from wanting to fundamentally enslave someone else. Many fine Americans ™ did exactly that for a century of the country’s history.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1089 "2024-12-29T08:06:29Z")

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My new MCU headcanon is that Elon Musk was exposed as a Hydra operative in 2014 and has spent his time since then in that secret Russian jail where they used to keep Winter Soldier.

> **[https://preview.redd.it/elon-is-hydra-v0-vr0yxw5urp9e1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=708e...](https://preview.redd.it/elon-is-hydra-v0-vr0yxw5urp9e1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=708eda1da07e79b896dac1fbb3c7328932257512)**

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1090 "2024-12-29T09:15:36Z")

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It just occurred to me that Trump is running a clone of Musks’s Xitter. And they expect to get along?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1091 "2024-12-29T14:17:26Z")

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Elmo is bad at socking.

> **[Elon Musk’s alleged burner account 'Adrian Dittman' exposed after using it to...](https://tribune.com.pk/story/2518902/elon-musks-alleged-burner-account-adrian-dittman-exposed-after-using-it-to-defend-himself-on-x)**
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> Elon Musk faces allegations of using burner account on X with voice changer to anonymously defend his reputation.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1092 "2024-12-29T20:25:29Z")

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Elmo just figuring out just now that he bought the world’s most expensive complaint machine.

[![](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tds6tm2gzx5zva6gyfhtdmsp/bafkreied72i7wsgi4yrmsyducuxcqjsbbwysqgnuqx6g4jvvyxfr2yrpla@jpeg) ](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tds6tm2gzx5zva6gyfhtdmsp/bafkreied72i7wsgi4yrmsyducuxcqjsbbwysqgnuqx6g4jvvyxfr2yrpla@jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1093 "2024-12-29T21:02:55Z")

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I’m sure his fanboys are frantically grabbing for images of sunsets to post.

I’m equally sure that X’s reputation as a cesspool will remain intact.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1094 "2024-12-29T21:12:18Z")

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The new 4chan. Nothing more, nothing less.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1095 "2024-12-29T21:16:09Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The new 4chan. Nothing more, nothing less. .

Yeah. As I understand it, complete with child porn and all the other features of 4chan.

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1096 "2024-12-29T21:20:36Z")

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4chan at least produced the SCP Foundation in its heyday. I doubt anything comparable will arise out of Elmo’s clusterfuck.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1097 "2024-12-29T22:16:33Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> > [@LSLGuy](#):
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> > The new 4chan. Nothing more, nothing less. .
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> Yeah. As I understand it, complete with child porn and all the other features of 4chan.

An old comic:

[![](http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/comics/2009-08-10.png) ](http://cdn.duelinganalogs.com/comics/2009-08-10.png)

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2024, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1098 "2024-12-29T22:19:53Z")

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Of course Twitter and Pedobear are both much older now.

[![](https://i.imgur.com/O7mKdc0.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/O7mKdc0.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1099 "2024-12-30T08:53:34Z")

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Apparently, “Adrian Dittmann” turned up in another voice chat today and spent an awful lot of time talking about how it’s OK for Elon (who he has never met and is totally not the same person as) to do ketamine because he has a prescription and a lot of high-powered business guys do it and he works so very very hard all the time and everyone says so many mean things about him online.

Imagine having more money than God and trying to John Barron a bunch of nerds with your instantly recognizable stuttering Afrikaans accent instead of just hiring a PR firm.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1100 "2024-12-30T09:09:38Z")

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That’s the thing that bemuses me the most about Elon: he’s the richest man in history, and _he doesn’t know how to be rich._

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