# Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 2)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** elon-musk\
**Created:** [August 13, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634 "2024-08-13T00:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1187 "2025-01-06T08:37:07Z")

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As I said in several previous posts, [Chesterton’s Fence](https://sproutsschools.com/chesterton-fence-dont-destroy-what-you-dont-understand/) is going to get a lot of play in the next few years.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1188 "2025-01-06T21:04:42Z")

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> [@Measure\_for\_Measure](#):
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> [Elon Musk killed PBM reform without knowing what a PBM is – Kevin Drum](https://jabberwocking.com/elon-musk-killed-pbm-reform-without-knowing-what-a-pbm-is/)

Hey, it’s tough running THREE countries (USA, UK _and_ Germany) at once!

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1189 "2025-01-06T23:02:39Z")

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Kind of sad that in this timeline even our Bond villain is a cross with Beevis.

> **[Elon Musk Cusses Out Student Who Called Him a Fake News Machine](https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-cusses-student-called-171002695.html)**
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> The tech billionaire once again rolled out his new favorite word, in an unnecessary slur-laden response to a fair criticism.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1190 "2025-01-06T23:11:09Z")

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Cornholio Vanderbilt

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1191 "2025-01-06T23:19:53Z")

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Whether that’s your work or someone else’s, that is genius; pure genius.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1192 "2025-01-07T00:29:22Z")

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Blecchs Luthor…?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1193 "2025-01-07T01:33:12Z")

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Thank you, and it is the product of my fucked up mind.

I looked up the term on Google to make sure I wasn’t subconsciously stealing it from someone else but came up empty, so I only have myself to blame.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1194 "2025-01-07T01:47:00Z")

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Now hear this, now hear this …

In honor of the esteemed @Atamasama and his incomparable spontaneous creativity I hereby suggest that all future references to musk not use the term “Elmo”, but rather “Cornholio Vanderbilt.”

That is all. [click]. 😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1195 "2025-01-07T07:47:59Z")

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Yep. That’s a keeper.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1196 "2025-01-07T15:17:05Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> Cornholio Vanderbilt

(to student): Are you threatening me?

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1198 "2025-01-08T13:07:41Z")

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Hey, douchebag, that’s the purpose of the thread.

How about getting over your fanboy obsession for maybe the 5 seconds it takes to learn how to accept completely meaningless (almost literally the sobriquet has no real meaning) mockery as the innocuous non-entity that it is?

If somebody that rich or his horde of delusional zealots are so absolutely thin-skinned and oblivious that something as innocuous as “Cornholio Vanderbilt” sets them off rather than the serious psychological imbalance implied by caring what a bunch of internet rando’s think, they should search for a mirror to discover the actual problem.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1199 "2025-01-08T13:21:44Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1012928/17):
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> I dunno, seems wrong to be insulting the most economically successful African-American with corn based humour.

Oh, wait, you aren’t suggesting that Cornelius Vanderbilt wasn’t white.  
Hey fuckwit? Elon is not, by any use, an African American. He’s a South African-American.  
Because words have fucking usages.

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**Author:** ![FluffyBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@FluffyBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FluffyBob)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1200 "2025-01-08T13:34:46Z")

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Is post this parody role play? Its a joke…right?

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1201 "2025-01-08T13:36:17Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> I hereby suggest that all future references to musk not use the term “Elmo”, but rather “Cornholio Vanderbilt.”

No - Elmo has a clear connection to Elon (who is a muppet (per my understanding of British slang)), and Cornholio Vanderbilt could be any of the large number of asshole billionaires. Now, using it as a generic for asshole billionaire I can get behind.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1202 "2025-01-08T14:27:40Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1012928/17):
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> I dunno, seems wrong to be insulting the most economically successful African-American with corn based humour.

I’m not afraid of Elmo Husk.

And if you are seriously calling Cornholio Bunghusk “African American”, then I guess Steve Nash (born in South Africa) is, too. He did play professional basketball, so it must be a true descriptor?

[![](https://www.basketballnetwork.net/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1290/MjAwMTQwNDIyMTU5Mjc5MjEy/steve-nash.jpg) ](https://www.basketballnetwork.net/.image/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cfl_progressive%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_1290/MjAwMTQwNDIyMTU5Mjc5MjEy/steve-nash.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1203 "2025-01-08T14:45:36Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1012928/17):
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> insulting the most economically successful African-American

This is on par with saying Arabs can’t be anti-Semitic or something being ‘decimated’ is reduced by 10%. Historic usage of words does not trump current meanings/understandings, ignoring Humpty Dumpty (in my memory, the word usage quote is from one of the Queens, so I’m glad I couldn’t remember which one and looked it up).

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1204 "2025-01-08T15:09:20Z")

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Wow, Adrian Dittmann has joined the Dope!

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1205 "2025-01-08T15:18:33Z")

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Yeah, I was thinking perhaps that. But not nearly enough insults towards posters or hagiography of Musk.

Sadly there is no shortage of rather dim-witted Elon stans all over the internet. I’m more surprised we’ve run into so few of them so far.

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**Author:** ![gregorio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/fbc32d/32.png) [@gregorio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gregorio)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1206 "2025-01-08T15:29:01Z")

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“African Canadian”?

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**Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-elon-musk-has-bought-twitter-now-the-pit-edition-part-2/1005634/1207 "2025-01-08T16:33:23Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Sadly there is no shortage of rather dim-witted Elon stans all over the internet. I’m more surprised we’ve run into so few of them so far.

[![](https://i0.wp.com/theunderfold.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/2022-05-02-Magic-Trick-Elon-Musk.png?resize=1536%2C1536&ssl=1) ](https://i0.wp.com/theunderfold.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/2022-05-02-Magic-Trick-Elon-Musk.png?resize=1536%2C1536&ssl=1)

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