# Now that Natalie Portman's off the list... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 25, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971 "2007-10-25T15:28:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/21 "2007-10-25T20:00:45Z")
There a movie with Lisa Kudrow called, the name of which I can’t recall (it’s about a masseuse or somesuch), wherein if you are fast with the pause button, you can see her pretty pink nipples. Keira Knightly? And has Winona Ryder ever actually done topless? I know she’s done _incredibly sheer_, but I can’t recall her being actually topless (or bottomless, mores the pity… ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/22 "2007-10-25T20:05:37Z")
[QUOTE=Merijeek] But…from everything I’d seen it’s been strictly… Well, butt. Am I missing the good pics? [/QUOTE] Are you talking about Jessica Tandy? You aren’t satisfied with 79-yr-old butt? Are you SICK?!?!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/23 "2007-10-25T20:07:52Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] There a movie with Lisa Kudrow called, the name of which I can’t recall (it’s about a masseuse or somesuch), wherein if you are fast with the pause button, you can see her pretty pink nipples. Keira Knightly? And has Winona Ryder ever actually done topless? I know she’s done _incredibly sheer_, but I can’t recall her being actually topless (or bottomless, mores the pity… [/QUOTE] Keira Knightly has a nude from the waist up scene in Domino. Small, but perky. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/24 "2007-10-25T20:10:26Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] Keira Knightly has a nude from the waist up scene in Domino. Small, but perky. [/QUOTE] When they’re that small they can only be perky. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/25 "2007-10-25T20:13:14Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] Keira Knightly? [/QUOTE] Yeah, in _The Hole_ released in 2001. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/26 "2007-10-25T20:14:34Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] When they’re that small they can only be perky. [/QUOTE] I consider them “right-sized,” but others may like a fuller form. But, as you say, that size is perky by nature. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/27 "2007-10-25T20:25:21Z")
[QUOTE=Tristan] And has Winona Ryder ever actually done topless? I know she’s done _incredibly sheer_, but I can’t recall her being actually topless (or bottomless, mores the pity… [/QUOTE] Does animation count? (A Scanner Darkly, IIRC) ---
**Author:** ![TripleTee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@TripleTee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TripleTee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/28 "2007-10-25T20:27:29Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/29 "2007-10-25T20:29:47Z")
Jennifer Aniston. Oh, and Kirsten Dunst. How could she not have been mentioned yet? ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/30 "2007-10-25T20:32:42Z")
[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense] Jennifer Aniston. Oh, and Kirsten Dunst. How could she not have been mentioned yet? [/QUOTE] Jennifer Aniston in \*The Good Girl \* (not a lot, but some.) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/31 "2007-10-25T21:16:03Z")
Another one I just thought of: Renée Zellweger (at least to the best of my knowledge). ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/32 "2007-10-25T21:26:44Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] Yeah, in _The Hole_ released in 2001. [/QUOTE] She (Kiera Knightley) was underage when filming that scene, so for a less pervy choice check out The Jacket. Other than the briefest glimpse from an odd angle in London, Jessica Biel hasn’t done nudity. I agree with the mention upthread of Rachel Leigh Cook. Scarlett Johansson needs to get naked, as does Mandy Moore, Anna Paquin, Lacey Chebert, and Elisha Cuthbert. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/33 "2007-10-25T21:33:32Z")
[QUOTE=Ellis Dee] She (Kiera Knightley) was underage when filming that scene, so for a less pervy choice check out The Jacket. [/QUOTE] Under age where? ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/34 "2007-10-25T21:33:48Z")
Can anyone confirm if Eliza Dushku has ever done such a scene? ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/35 "2007-10-25T21:35:22Z")
[QUOTE=brownie55] Jennifer Aniston in \*The Good Girl \* (not a lot, but some.) [/QUOTE] Jennifer Aniston in a cap somehow grabbed from “The Break Up”. It’s been gone over pretty heavily, and from everything I’ve seen it’s genuine. Now, about my Portman question? -Joe ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/36 "2007-10-25T21:36:04Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] Can anyone confirm if Eliza Dushku has ever done such a scene? [/QUOTE] IDHAC, but she reportedly said she wouldn’t because of her Mormon grandmother. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/37 "2007-10-25T21:37:53Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] Under age where? [/QUOTE] Her birthdate is 26 March 1985. Figuring that _The Hole_ was filmed the year before it was released (2001), that would make her 15 at the time of filming. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/38 "2007-10-25T22:07:53Z")
Jennifer Garner, Alyson Hannigan, Gabrielle Union and Lucy Liu, unless I’ve missed their showings, which is entirely possible. Honorable mention: Michelle Yeoh and Raquel Welch. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/39 "2007-10-25T22:39:19Z")
What’s with this over 25 thing? I’ve seen some very enjoyable pictures of an actress in High School Musical. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971/40 "2007-10-25T23:09:37Z")
[QUOTE=D\_Odds] I don’t think Kelly Hu ever had her top on in _Scorpion King_. [/QUOTE] The seeress? TTBOMK nothing naughty was ever actually visible. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-that-natalie-portmans-off-the-list/423971.md?page=3)