# Now that's a CABBAGE!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602 "2004-07-17T17:33:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602/1 "2004-07-17T17:33:26Z")

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[Alaska Bountea](http://www.alaskagiant.com/images/John_and_Mary_Evans_sitting_by_70_lb_cabbage_large.jpg)

Where do babies come from mama?

[I found you under a cabbage leaf, darling!](http://www.alaskagiant.com/images/lauren_evans_green_cabbage_large.jpg)

[More giant Alaskan veggies](http://www.alaskagiant.com/images/John_Evans_sunflower_noawards_large.jpg)

[Alaska Giant Web Site](http://www.alaskagiant.com/)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602/2 "2004-07-17T17:37:39Z")

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You should also check out the records section of the website at the top bar. Those are some huge (and odd) veggies.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602/3 "2004-07-17T17:55:11Z")

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Holy cow! You could make a rain poncho out of one of those cabbage leaves.

_Then you’d look like one of those Anne Geddes babies, except creepier._

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-cabbage/255602/4 "2004-07-17T18:07:16Z")

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There’s a calendar in that, **hillbilly queen**. Nude up, veg out, Dopers.