# Now THAT's a gun vault! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020 "2008-06-06T15:05:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/1 "2008-06-06T15:05:59Z")
[![](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic07376.jpg) ](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic07376.jpg) [![](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic13931.jpg) ](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic13931.jpg) [![](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic26308.jpg) ](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic26308.jpg) [![](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic16944.jpg) ](https://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t236/HellsMechanic/pic16944.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/2 "2008-06-06T15:10:41Z")
“Now son you just relax and have a good time at the prom with my daughter. I’ll be down here waiting for you when you get back.” ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/3 "2008-06-06T16:37:37Z")
I see a flamethrower on the back wall in pic #3 :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Bookkeeper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bookkeeper/32/281_2.png) [@Bookkeeper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bookkeeper)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/4 "2008-06-06T16:49:48Z")
Not to mention at least two mortars and numerous heavy and medium machine guns. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/5 "2008-06-06T17:07:53Z")
Somebody is ready for a zombie apocalypse. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/6 "2008-06-06T17:09:29Z")
Well, when I win the lottery I know what I’m doing, only I’m going big, not like this amateur. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/7 "2008-06-06T17:09:46Z")
I’ll happily pay a dollar to the first person who visits this guy, gets a tour of the armory, looks around, lets out a low whistle, and says “Wow…your dick must be like \ _this_ tiny…". ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/8 "2008-06-06T18:04:23Z")
I think I saw this room in _Tremors_, where the gun nut and his wife defended themselves against the giant worm thingy that came right through their basement walls. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/9 "2008-06-06T18:05:12Z")
I e-mailed the links to my husband and he said it’s almost as nice as his gun vault is going to be someday. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/10 "2008-06-06T18:15:26Z")
The plush purple sofa is a nice touch. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/11 "2008-06-06T18:33:43Z")
**Burt Gummer:** _Broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn’t ya you bastard!_ ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/12 "2008-06-06T18:37:02Z")
(nevermind…) ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/13 "2008-06-06T19:52:53Z")
Where does that white door lead? The garage?!? ---
**Author:** ![MovingTarget](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/edb3f5/32.png) [@MovingTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovingTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/14 "2008-06-06T20:27:43Z")
OH…well then…I’ve gone and soiled myself…happy now? MT ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/15 "2008-06-06T20:34:37Z")
He sure likes BARs. That is…amazing. ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2008, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/16 "2008-06-06T21:02:23Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] He sure likes BARs. [/QUOTE] Yep. I bet he got a good upper-body workout just lifting them all into place! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/17 "2008-06-07T01:53:21Z")
I stand corrected…there is a heaven… ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/18 "2008-06-07T03:08:50Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] I’ll happily pay a dollar to the first person who visits this guy, gets a tour of the armory, looks around, lets out a low whistle, and says “Wow…your dick must be like \ _this_ tiny…". [/QUOTE] My immediate thought was “Now _there’s_ a man who has to jerk off with a pair of tweezers!” ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/19 "2008-06-07T03:28:08Z")
Impressive! But. . . I’m assuming he has an igloo in the back yard for his ammunition? Small winky, indeed. At least us real men use the weapons we’ve got. 😃 Tripler “This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for fighting, this is for fun.” ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020/20 "2008-06-07T03:37:10Z")
[QUOTE=Clothahump] I stand corrected…there is a heaven… [/QUOTE] Seconded. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-thats-a-gun-vault/452020.md?page=2)