# Now when did THAT happen? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269 "2002-11-23T00:30:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/1 "2002-11-23T00:30:13Z")
Unbeknownst to me, I passed 7000 posts. Wow. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/2 "2002-11-23T01:11:37Z")
_sends in the dancing boys_ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/3 "2002-11-23T01:24:07Z")
Maybe you could celebrate with an Ask the Gay Guy V, even though I have nothing to ask. Just thought you’d like the attention, you One-Trick Pony, you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/4 "2002-11-23T02:08:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Maybe you could celebrate with an Ask the Gay Guy V, even though I have nothing to ask. Just thought you’d like the attention, you One-Trick Pony, you. 🙂 \*\* Oh, is that how you bump up post counts quickly, the Ask the Blah de Blah? Hmmm… (ivylass sits back to ponder what she’s good at to host a “Ask Me” thread) ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/5 "2002-11-23T02:09:53Z")
“Ask the ivylass!” “Dear ivylass: are you covered in ivy?” “Dear ivylass: did you misspell your name and intend to say you weren’t a weed?” “Dear ivylass: if I nudged you in the morning, would you…” ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/6 "2002-11-23T02:25:22Z")
Dear ivylass: do you hope to one day get to 7000 posts, too? 😉 Go fer it, babe! Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/7 "2002-11-23T04:18:40Z")
Pffft. I still got you beat, ' **sprix** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/8 "2002-11-23T04:25:58Z")
Congrats, **Esprix**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/9 "2002-11-23T17:26:39Z")
::Applauding wildly:: I realize stalkers generally prefer the skulking-in-the-shadows gimmick and whatnot, but I didn’t want you to forget I was here. I do consider your feelings, precious. ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/10 "2002-11-23T18:00:42Z")
Now if you can post on live journal with the same energy as you do here, I’ll be mightly entertained. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/11 "2002-11-23T18:06:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Maybe you could celebrate with an Ask the Gay Guy V, even though I have nothing to ask. Just thought you’d like the attention, you One-Trick Pony, you. 🙂 \*\* Ah, but we have already had an [Ask the Gay Guy V](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=straight%20dope%20%22ask%20the%20gay%20guy%22%20V&ttype=&postid=3dd64a2c10), but it was lost in the great erasure. So if Esprix started another Gay Guy thread, would it be ATGG V, ATGG V (version 2) or ATGG VI? 😃 Hope you’ve enjoyed the past 7000 posts, **Esprix** , and all that are to come! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/12 "2002-11-23T23:42:03Z")
Wow - didn’t know anyone still had a record of part V. 🙂 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/13 "2002-11-24T02:22:25Z")
_sends in the dancing Asian boys, doing a kickline to “One Night In Bangkok”_ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/14 "2002-11-24T03:05:26Z")
Well, I’ll be damned (or danned). There IS a part V. God bless ye, Boardreader! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/15 "2002-11-24T03:06:03Z")
Esprix’s Gay?! I thought those threads were about how to be an extremely happy person, and Esprix had a bunch of little niblets of happy information that he could hand out those who asked. Who’da thunk it. 😉 [sub]congrats on 7k, happy guy[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/16 "2002-11-24T05:55:09Z")
Ask The Gay Guy MMMMMMM. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/17 "2002-11-24T18:12:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*“Ask the ivylass!” > > “Dear ivylass: are you covered in ivy?” > > “Dear ivylass: did you misspell your name and intend to say you weren’t a weed?” > > “Dear ivylass: if I nudged you in the morning, would you…” \*\* no, no, and depends. Yes, **Esprix** I do hope to reach 7000 posts one day. I’m hoping to hit 1000 before my year sign on anniversary and shake off this last vestige of newbieness clinging to me. ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/18 "2002-11-24T18:51:30Z")
He’s clearly faking it. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/19 "2002-11-24T22:16:06Z")
Clearly. Now come here and let me SUCK YOUR COCK! (Howzzat?) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2002, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-when-did-that-happen/138269/20 "2002-11-24T23:10:14Z")
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