# Now you do one....no one will blame you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614 "2001-03-19T19:19:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![sniglet999](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@sniglet999](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sniglet999)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/101 "2001-04-30T01:00:07Z")
it’s Carpe Scrotum! ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/102 "2001-04-30T02:08:13Z")
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and you can fool some of the people all the time, and those are good odds. It’s always darkest just before…if fades to black. Rome wasn’t burned in a day. ---
**Author:** ![night](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@night](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/night)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/103 "2001-04-30T03:13:04Z")
lord what fools these mortals be~who said it?? anyone?? ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/104 "2001-04-30T03:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by night \* > lord what fools these mortals be~who said it?? anyone?? Puck in _A Midsummer Night’s Dream_ (III, ii, 115), (Shakespeare, of course). There’s also the well-known “Lord, what foods these morsels be” by anon. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/105 "2001-04-30T04:25:20Z")
When in doubt, always credit Shakespeare. ---
**Author:** ![N0sfura2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@N0sfura2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N0sfura2)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/106 "2001-04-30T05:14:00Z")
We have a saying in Germany: It’s better to have loved and lost than to enter into a land war with Russia in the winter -Spin City ---
**Author:** ![Cago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Cago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cago)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/107 "2001-04-30T10:34:40Z")
There but for the grace of I goes God. ---
**Author:** ![astraeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecb155/32.png) [@astraeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astraeus)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/108 "2001-04-30T14:22:24Z")
I’ve always been fond of this one: The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. ---
**Author:** ![Rattapoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rattapoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rattapoy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/109 "2001-04-30T15:09:51Z")
I love Douglas Adams! See sig. ---
**Author:** ![Rattapoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rattapoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rattapoy)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/110 "2001-04-30T15:17:19Z")
My signature didn’t appear above. It contained the following: “It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.” “What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “Ask a glass of water.” ---
**Author:** ![Gawain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Gawain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gawain)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/111 "2001-04-30T17:53:05Z")
A man should live forever or die trying. **-Off the wall in Callahan’s Saloon** The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. **-George Carlin** With fronds like these, who needs anenomes? ---
**Author:** ![sWitchazel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@sWitchazel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sWitchazel)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/112 "2001-04-30T17:57:50Z")
Paraphrased from someone’s sig here on SDMB: “Power corrupts. Absolute power sounds like a lot of fun!” ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/113 "2001-05-01T00:13:06Z")
If the foo shits, wear it. It was all done in one swell foop. ---
**Author:** ![amati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@amati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amati)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/114 "2001-05-16T06:29:45Z")
never pet a burning dog. never trust a dog to watch your food. ---
**Author:** ![Spoonbender](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spoonbender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoonbender)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/115 "2001-05-16T17:01:21Z")
“Too many cooks, not enough Indians.” “You have a keen grasp of the obvious.” “Where eagles fear to tread.” ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/116 "2001-05-16T19:53:36Z")
I added one to my sig file: ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/117 "2001-05-17T03:54:00Z")
(excellent to use when an idiot insults you, at least they think they did) Hey! I resemble that remark! -Curly Howard ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2001, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/118 "2001-05-17T05:23:25Z")
I plan on living forever - so far so good. I used to feel sorry for myself because I had no women until I met a man who had no hands. ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/119 "2001-08-24T05:01:21Z")
If you see light at the end of the tunnel, pray it isn’t a train Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids I owe, i owe, it’s off to work I go I can’t resist… [hijack] and for all you gals out there (young and beautiful like me 🙂 ) Rebuttals for pickup lines! for example, guy: I know how to please a woman girl: then please leave me alone guy: i want to give myself up to you girl: sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts Guy: you look like a dream girl: go back to sleep Guy: I can tell you want me girl: yeah, i want you to leave guy: i’d got through anything for you girl: lets start with your bank account guy: your place or mine? girl: both. you to your place, i to mine guy: is this seat empty? girl: yes, and this one will be too if you sit down guy: haven’t I seen you someplace before? girl: yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/120 "2001-08-24T18:29:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jab1 \* > \*\*I added one to my sig file: \*\* Okay, now that I’ve changed my sig, this post makes no sense whatsoever. (I don’t even remember what my sig used to be!) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614.md?page=7)