# Now you do one....no one will blame you **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614 "2001-03-19T19:19:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/121 "2001-08-24T19:24:38Z")
Free Tibet, while supplies last. Guns don’t kill people, kids kill people. There’s no “I” in team. There’s no “U” in team either. So what the hell are we doing here? Studies have shown that people who eat peanuts live longer than people who don’t eat. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/122 "2001-08-24T20:30:16Z")
You’re perverted, twisted, and sick. I like that in a person. Don’t cross your bridges before they’re hatched in one basket. Well, that’s the way the cookie bounces. ---
**Author:** ![Gawain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Gawain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gawain)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/123 "2001-08-24T20:49:51Z")
Thirty days hath September, April, June and no wonder. All the rest like peanut butter, Except for Granny, she drives a Buick. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/124 "2001-08-24T21:10:09Z")
No man is an Island, but some are waaaay out there. Once bitten, better get the shots. Reply to an insult: My Religion forbids the use of force; please apologize so I don’t have to convert! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/125 "2001-08-24T21:48:43Z")
On a postcard with a beatiful woman: Wish You Were Her. ---
**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/126 "2001-08-24T22:38:52Z")
So if you see it anywhere else, it was _stolen_! “If a light goes on in an empty room, is anyone illuminated?” ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/127 "2001-08-24T23:03:18Z")
If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry again From my mother: That’s a horse of a different garage And a classic: A hard man is good to find ---
**Author:** ![dubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dubs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2001, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/128 "2001-08-24T23:50:03Z")
My old friend Gary used to say, “I’m not as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.” ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Strange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Mr\_Strange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Strange)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614/129 "2001-10-16T18:38:29Z")
Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is radically cheap. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/now-you-do-one-no-one-will-blame-you/58614.md?page=6)