# NSFW: Skank Porkers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2015, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854 "2015-10-27T07:37:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/21 "2015-10-27T13:26:19Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > So, If my math is correct, the OP is now somewhere around 45 and yet still thinks like this. Amazing. You always remember your first, even more so when it’s also your last. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/22 "2015-10-27T14:28:28Z")
Hello, and welcome to the… hey, hold on! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/23 "2015-10-27T14:50:05Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > we’re very impressed. you type a lot better than most other 12 year olds. You should be more impressed that he joined this board two years before his own birth. Or possibly afterbirth its hard to tell. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/24 "2015-10-27T14:57:07Z")
pics or it didn’t happen - ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/25 "2015-10-27T15:11:44Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > There can be only one **Super Kapowzler**! Truly an enigma wasn’t he? Often a story is merely a vehicle for the author’s intended message. In this case, given the context of the story, is anyone here willing to dispute the author’s conclusion: “Hold on tight to your treasures, and never trust anyone, ever.” It works inside the story, and the cold reception it has received here pulls the concept to the forefront as a self-fulfilling prophesy–author was a fool to trust The Board with his fruits. Advanced as art, I can only assume he predicted the rejection as well. I’m not even being silly here. Fear of cold rejection due to an avant garde presentation is a big part of why I password lock my own writing and have no intention of giving it to others. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/26 "2015-10-27T15:18:17Z")
“Skank Porkers?” wasn’t that a knock-off brand of Hamdingers? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/27 "2015-10-27T15:25:12Z")
_One woman’s junk is another man’s treasure._ ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854/28 "2015-10-27T15:29:19Z")
One person’s art is another person’s trolling. I’m person #2. Do not do this again. From the FAQ in ATMB: > [@](#): > > Sex: The medical approach is OK, the Penthouse approach is not. If you’re not sure, err on the side of caution and/or contact a staff member before you post. This thread is closed, warning issued. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-skank-porkers/735854.md?page=1)