# NSFW things you've done online **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 2, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244 "2021-05-02T21:04:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/1 "2021-05-02T21:04:07Z")
F’rinstance, I have done a lot of sexting. I try to be open about what a prize I’m not, or even do it with women I know, but doesn’t matter; I seem to be the sexiest man alive in the 330 pound, bedridden class for a subset of women. How about you? Do you take naughty pictures of yourself or others? Expose yourself to your Facebook friends? Write stories like Letters to Penthouse ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/2 "2021-05-02T22:01:51Z")
Helped organize a Halloween orgy and a Christmas orgy for a couple of years for some close friends. _Really_ close friends. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/3 "2021-05-02T22:20:27Z")
Did you participate? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/4 "2021-05-02T23:08:48Z")
How could I possibly participate online? ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/5 "2021-05-02T23:21:53Z")
Hmm, I’ve typed words that shouldn’t be used in the office. I’ve argued politics. I’ve asked people what their religious background is. All sorts of nsfw stuff. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/6 "2021-05-02T23:23:17Z")
Also, speaking as a mod, I’d like to remind posters to keep stuff respectful towards women and other potentially marginalized groups. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/7 "2021-05-02T23:25:10Z")
I wish I could say that goes without saying. 🙁 ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/8 "2021-05-02T23:27:01Z")
Me, too. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/10 "2021-05-02T23:56:14Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > other potentially marginalized groups. To make this easier, could you list the groups that have no potential to be marginalized. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/11 "2021-05-02T23:56:34Z")
ive helped a few cam girls pay their rent but i dont have a job tho … ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/12 "2021-05-03T00:22:13Z")
You may notice that I am the potentially marginalized person mentioned in the OP. Still, we’re creative so there should be a way to tell a tale that is both suggestive and respectful. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/13 "2021-05-03T00:27:12Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > > [@puzzlegal](#): > > > > other potentially marginalized groups. > > To make this easier, could you list the groups that have no potential to be marginalized. You know, pretty much anyone could be marginalized by answers that go off in the wrong direction. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/14 "2021-05-03T02:08:51Z")
Confession: This is not my only message board and when I was married I had moments of infidelity. At one gathering I met a woman who was feeling her oats after losing a lot of weight; it had left her looking like Clare on Modern Family, but she didn’t realize it. Her husband was serving a tour in Afghanistan and while he was gone I acted as his text-based proxy. As soon as he returned I was out of the picture, which suited me fine. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/15 "2021-05-03T02:21:04Z")
Congrats. You’re a prince of a guy. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/16 "2021-05-03T02:25:42Z")
Just trying to counter the belief of a few people here who think I am. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/17 "2021-05-03T02:35:29Z")
Anyway, I’ve presented myself in an unflattering light. It’s someone else’s turn. Or is no one else feeling bored, depressed, and self-destructive? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/18 "2021-05-03T02:42:46Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > Still, we’re creative so there should be a way to tell a tale that is both suggestive and respectful. I could tell the tale, but I won’t because the title said “NSFW things you’ve done **online** ” (bolding mine) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/19 "2021-05-03T02:47:49Z")
Online? Hell, **Everything** I do is NSFW! ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/20 "2021-05-03T03:35:11Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Online? Hell, **Everything** I do is NSFW! Given that much of my work is online, it is not only safe for work, it _is_ work. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244/21 "2021-05-03T03:40:53Z")
I’ve written and posted erotica online. Haven’t really been interested in doing that in years, as I’m beginning to find sex scenes the least interesting part of telling a story. But I’m very good at writing smut. Never sexted, never did nude photos. If I were single I would sext in a heartbeat. I will never do nude photos as long as revenge porn is a thing. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nsfw-things-youve-done-online/941244.md?page=2)