I haff a plan for just such an eventuality, mein Fu… Mr. President. In Pennsylvania, there exist a large number of abandoned mine shafts, easily deep enough to provide protection against the coming nuclear cataclysm. With modern nuclear power plants, and adequate stocks of food and medicine, I see no reason why a small number of senior government officials, joined by a large number of sexually attractive young women, should not be able to survive almost indefinitely …
Obviously, I need to get out and start watching bad movies about Flaming Asteroid Doom[sup]TM[/sup] and whatnot, as most of these references are more or less lost on me. Ah well.