# Nuclear Spinach Dip **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 15, 2015, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335 "2015-09-15T09:00:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/1 "2015-09-15T09:00:40Z")
Yesterday I bought some delicious spinach dip and chips. I went out to the picnic table this morning before work and enjoyed both. Unfortunately, I neglected to take it back to the refrigerator and it sat in the sun all day. I came back after work and the container is swollen and looks like it wants to explode in my face. I think I should call 911 for a HAZMAT crew, but am wary of getting a mention of my dilemma mentioned in the local newspaper. Decisions…Decisions. ---
**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/2 "2015-09-15T09:33:58Z")
WWJDD What would John Dalton do ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/3 "2015-09-15T11:17:41Z")
RUN! IT’S THE [TUPPERWARE CONTAINER OF DEATH](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177712)!!! ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/4 "2015-09-15T16:14:43Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > **Nuclear Spinach Dip** Band name! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/5 "2015-09-15T16:24:42Z")
Default answer: Feed it to the dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/6 "2015-09-15T16:28:44Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Default answer: Feed it to the dogs. Nope. I could not be so cruel. Squirrels, maybe. However, I am reluctant to even approach the sucker. It looks like it will explode any second now. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/7 "2015-09-15T18:19:02Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > … It looks like it will explode any second now. 😛 So who will cleanup the mess? You or somebody else? How do you feel about that somebody else? Seems to me once you answer those questions your next move will be clear. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/8 "2015-09-15T18:59:54Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > So who will cleanup the mess? You or somebody else? How do you feel about that somebody else? > > Seems to me once you answer those questions your next move will be clear. 🙂 I paid a local friend to approach said container… Sadly it ended in tragedy. Tannerite explosion Mason County. > **[Mason County Sheriff's Report: Tannerite explosion, bicycle accident cause...](https://www.shorelinemedia.net/ludington_daily_news/news/local/article_af445f6e-5ade-11e5-90a3-cfda05b346a3.html)** > > Kim Cole issued the following Mason County Sheriff's Office report for 09/11/2015 through 09/13/2015: ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/9 "2015-09-15T19:18:32Z")
Poke it with a stick and see what happens… ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/10 "2015-09-15T19:28:41Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Poke it with a stick and see what happens… No. I am NOT approaching this spinach dip. It looks dangerous. I may wait until winter and hell freezes over before I approach that container of boiling juice. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/11 "2015-09-15T21:13:01Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > No. I am NOT approaching this spinach dip. Use a slingshot. > [@](#): > > I may wait until winter and hell freezes over before I approach that container of boiling juice. How are you fixed for liquid nitrogen? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuclear-spinach-dip/731335/12 "2015-09-15T21:17:00Z")
> [@swampspruce](#): > > Poke it with a stick and see what happens… You really shouldn’t poke things with sticks. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-etGu9Y8blM&t=1m15s)