# Nude in Playboy - Carnie Wilson **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184 "2003-06-20T15:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Intaglio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/71e660/32.png) [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/1 "2003-06-20T15:22:34Z")
She is Nude in an upcoming Playboy Layout - anyone going to check-out. Saw her interviewed on E, she is now Blonde, not even cute - I am sorry she is one I would not want to see Nude. Liked seeing Tia Carrera Nude. Who do you want to see Nude in Playboy? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/2 "2003-06-20T15:24:50Z")
Bea Arthur! ---
**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/3 "2003-06-20T15:25:02Z")
My usual response: Thora Birch and Christina Ricci 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/4 "2003-06-20T15:39:41Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jewel. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/5 "2003-06-20T15:49:13Z")
Well, I would have picked the other 2 members of Wilson Phillips before I picked Carnie. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/6 "2003-06-20T16:05:43Z")
Katie Holmes. If not, then Pamela Anderson. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/7 "2003-06-20T16:24:09Z")
Olsen Twins, when they turn 18, if they haven’t already. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/8 "2003-06-20T16:25:23Z")
Rose McGowan. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/9 "2003-06-20T16:52:27Z")
Gwen Stefani ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/10 "2003-06-20T16:53:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Jennifer Love Hewitt or Jewel Jennifer Love Hewitt _and_ Jewel…naked…together I’ll stop now before I get the thread closed. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/11 "2003-06-20T16:58:08Z")
Other women who should appear nude in Playboy at their earliest convenience: Isabelle Adjani Christina Aguilera Tyra Banks Halle Berry Rachael Leigh Cook Sheryl Crow Penelope Cruz Heather Graham Kelly Hu Rebecca Romijn Winona Ryder ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/12 "2003-06-20T17:00:09Z")
Helen Mirren. ---
**Author:** ![Skillet38](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Skillet38](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skillet38)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/13 "2003-06-20T17:24:28Z")
Jolene Blalock WITH the pointy vulcan ears ! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/14 "2003-06-20T17:25:48Z")
I’d be all about seeing Jessica Alba in Playboy. And I can’t believe nobody has mentioned Brittney Spears yet! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/15 "2003-06-20T17:30:51Z")
If you haven’t seen Helen Mirren naked, you must not have a video store in your town 😉 Me, I wouldn’t mind seeing that Jewel girl naked. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/16 "2003-06-20T18:07:26Z")
Lolita Davidovich. Even her name is fun to say. Bebe Neuwirth. Not gonna happen. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/17 "2003-06-20T18:14:38Z")
If realistic possibility is a requirement, my list is: Angelina Jolie (one of the few big stars who would) Christa Miller (Drew Carrey Show) Amy Smart Tara Reid (the career ain’t going anywhere…) Ali Landry Clair Forlani Eliza Dushku Damn Maxim for giving women the alternative! ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/18 "2003-06-20T18:15:12Z")
Andrea Dworkin! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/19 "2003-06-20T18:20:28Z")
My mom! Wait… was that out loud? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/20 "2003-06-20T18:20:47Z")
This woman from the University of Pittsburg basketball team. I can’t remember her name, but she was simply stunning. I doubt it will happen though :(. It’ll never happen, but Natalie Portman. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184.md?page=2)