# Nude in Playboy - Carnie Wilson **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184 "2003-06-20T15:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/21 "2003-06-20T18:24:19Z")
uh… who the hell is Carnie Wilson and why would I want to see her naked? 😕 \*\* watsonwil \*\* YOU are SICK!! Even imagining that for a second was gross… Payback! Anna Nichol Smith …the way she is Now! …didnt Jolene Blalock already grace the stapled pages of Playboy? as well as Pamele Sue Anderson and Tyra Banks? Women I want to see naked …not just in Playboy Jessica Simpson mmmmmmmmm Full fontal Alyssa Milano Oh Yeeah Kelly Ripa …I have a thing for cute girls yum Kelly Hu …hmmmmmmmm cute Asian chix :b~~ ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/22 "2003-06-20T18:25:04Z")
Nigella Lawson (OK I know it’s wierd but what can I say)? ---
**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/23 "2003-06-20T18:27:43Z")
No naked Carnage, please. ---
**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/24 "2003-06-20T18:28:06Z")
DAMN!! I forgot Shania Twain How could I forget her??! OHplease!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!please!!! ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/25 "2003-06-20T18:32:30Z")
Sandra Day O’Conner – That should shake up the court a touch. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/26 "2003-06-20T19:12:06Z")
Mia Hamm (and several other soccer players) ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/27 "2003-06-20T19:39:39Z")
Diane Weist Kathy Bates **X~Slayer(ALE)**, Carnie Wilson is or was a member of Wilson Phillips. At least two of them are offspring of the members of The Mamas and the Papas. She is 5’3" tall and at one time weighed 300 pounds. After gastric by-pass surgery, she lost an enormous amount of weight. I think she looks terrific! I will bet that she looks gorgeous in her _Playboy_ photos. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/28 "2003-06-20T19:41:09Z")
Note: As some of you know, but apparantly not all, Carnie Wilson is thin now – she’s had her stomach stapled and had excess skin removed. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/29 "2003-06-20T20:25:24Z")
Thank you **Zoe** for the info. At least now I know who the person I am purposely avoiding seeing naked. Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold. hmmm she was 5’3" and weighed 300 pounds?! Are you sure her last name wasnt Elliot? ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/30 "2003-06-20T22:11:30Z")
Jennifer Connelly Rose McGowan Kelly Hu Gwen Stefani Shania Twain Claire Forlani ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/31 "2003-06-20T22:15:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoe \* > **[Carny Wilson] is 5’3" tall and at one time weighed 300 pounds. After gastric by-pass surgery, she lost an enormous amount of weight.** After which, she turned right around and accused _Shallow Hal_ of making fat women seem unattractive. (Hey, Carny, if you’re so opposed to the Hollywood image of “fat = ugly”, why did you go to so much trouble to lose weight? :mad: ) ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/32 "2003-06-20T22:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*Olsen Twins, when they turn 18, if they haven’t already. \*\* Actually **handy** the twins just turned 17 about a week ago - so its getting close! Oh, and I second Natalie Portman. . . smmmmmmoookinnnnnnn!! ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/33 "2003-06-20T23:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold. Maybe I should be ashamed of knowing this, but the staple disappeared almost twenty years ago. Since then, the centerfolds have been attached to the magazine entirely at one end, so that there’s no staple in the photo. Did I mention Fairuza Balk? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/34 "2003-06-21T00:24:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*After which, she turned right around and accused _Shallow Hal_ of making fat women seem unattractive. (Hey, Carny, if you’re so opposed to the Hollywood image of “fat = ugly”, why did you go to so much trouble to lose weight? :mad: ) \*\* Wasn’t it a health issue and not an appearance issue? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/35 "2003-06-21T00:48:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by X~Slayer(ALE) \* > **Thank you Zoe for the info. At least now I know who the person I am purposely avoiding seeing naked.** Also: Carnie Wilson is the daughter of Brian Wilson. > [@](#): > > \*\* > Hm I wonder if they matched the spot where they stapled her with the middle of the centerfold.\*\* I bet Hef wishes he thought of that! 😃 (or maybe he did :)) ---
**Author:** ![And\_that\_s\_the\_bottom\_line](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df788c/32.png) [@And\_that\_s\_the\_bottom\_line](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/And_that_s_the_bottom_line)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/36 "2003-06-21T00:49:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > \*\*If realistic possibility is a requirement, my list is: > > Angelina Jolie (one of the few big stars who would) > Christa Miller (Drew Carrey Show) > Amy Smart > Tara Reid (the career ain’t going anywhere…) > Ali Landry > Clair Forlani > Eliza Dushku > Damn Maxim for giving women the alternative! \*\* I’m curious, what would your list be if realistic possibility was not a requirement? Mine would be **Kirsten Dunst** , **Elisha Cuthbert** , **Sarah Michelle Gellar** , and **Charisma Carpenter**. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/37 "2003-06-21T02:40:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*Wasn’t it a health issue and not an appearance issue? \*\* Carny Wilson’s decision to get her digestive system stapled certainly had a health benefit for her, and may haev been the original mitivation – but I don’t exactly see her shunning all the attention her new slender figure is engendering. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/38 "2003-06-21T03:01:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Helen Mirren. \*\* There are some naked scenes of Helen Mirren in some artsy R rated movie called “Age of Consent” she did years ago. Shocking thing is that she has a fairly large and prominent rack. Totally unexpected. Use the google “images” option with the name “mirren” and a montage from the the film will pop up. ---
**Author:** ![hermann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b487fb/32.png) [@hermann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hermann)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/39 "2003-06-21T03:24:41Z")
Tipper Gore ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/40 "2003-06-21T05:41:26Z")
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