# Nude in Playboy - Carnie Wilson **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 20, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184 "2003-06-20T15:22:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/41 "2003-06-21T05:53:41Z")
I thought Cathy Bates was quite ravishing in the nude in About Schmidt. And by “ravishing” I mean vomit-inducing. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/42 "2003-06-21T06:27:10Z")
For those of you who haven’t seen pics of her since she’s had the surgery, here’s her [site.](http://www.carniewilson.com/) I think she looks pretty damn good. Of course, I’m biased. She looks a hell of a lot like my second girlfriend. Oh, and I wanna see a long haired Milla Jovanovich in Playboy. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/43 "2003-06-21T10:31:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*Jennifer Love Hewitt _and_ Jewel…naked…together > > I’ll stop now before I get the thread closed. \*\* 🙂 😃 :eek: 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/44 "2003-06-21T10:57:38Z")
Kate Hudson Penelope Cruz Rebecca Stamos Meg Ryan Sarah Jessica Parker That girl at the Best Stop on the corner. Bea Arthur (just kidding) ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/45 "2003-06-21T11:35:20Z")
Nikki Cox ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/46 "2003-06-21T15:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hermann \* > \*\*Tipper Gore \*\* Tipper Gore’s daughters. They are _hot_. ---
**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/47 "2003-06-22T11:39:23Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Zoe \* > Carnie Wilson is or was a member of Wilson Phillips. At least two of them are offspring of the members of The Mamas and the Papas._\* Almost right. Chynna Phillips is the daughter of (Papa) John and (Mama) Michelle Phillips. Carnie and Wendy Wilson are the daughters of Beach Boy Brian Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![RawkStah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@RawkStah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RawkStah)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/48 "2003-06-22T11:53:55Z")
Oh, and I’d like to see Wendy Wilson in Playboy. Mmmm… redhead… And, of course, all the other fine, fine ladies mentioned. Anyone mention Kirsten Dunst yet? Allyson Hannigan Reese Witherspoon ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/49 "2003-06-22T11:54:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RawkStah \* > **And, of course, all the other fine, fine ladies mentioned. Anyone mention Kirsten Dunst yet?** I’d rather see her nude in my bed, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/50 "2003-06-22T12:11:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*There are some naked scenes of Helen Mirren in some artsy R rated movie called “Age of Consent” she did years ago. Shocking thing is that she has a fairly large and prominent rack. Totally unexpected. > > Use the google “images” option with the name “mirren” and a montage from the the film will pop up. \*\* Didn’t she also get nekkid in _The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover?_ (I didn’t see the film). ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/51 "2003-06-22T13:34:45Z")
I’d second lots of these, esp. Kelly Hu and Nigella Lawson, and add: Shakira Aashna Patel (a former TV Guide Channel hostess) Rudi Bakhtiar Rachel Weisz Anna Friel Josie Davis (Sarah from _Charles In Charge_) Sherri Austin (a flash in the pan country singer) Mandy Barnett (another one) All three sisters from SheDaisy Megan Mullally Kiana Tom - I know she already posed, but I missed it dammit! and just because I’m curious now **NoClueBoy** ’s mom. 😃 Andrea Dworkin could do more to end pornography by posing nude than probably anything she’s done so far in her efforts. Yeechk! ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/52 "2003-06-22T14:30:58Z")
Too bad you missed the Kiana Tom issue, she was pretty rad! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/53 "2003-06-22T14:41:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph \* > \*\*Didn’t she also get nekkid in _The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover?_ (I didn’t see the film). \*\* Several other films too. Nice figure. Really nice. ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/54 "2003-06-22T16:50:43Z")
**Katie Wagner** from TVGuide Channel mmm… Or Kirsten Dunst…the scene in the rain in Spiderman where her blouse is all wet… …well, you get the idea… ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/55 "2003-06-22T16:53:58Z")
**Katie Wagner** from TVGuide Channel mmm… Or **Kirsten Dunst** …the scene in the rain in _Spiderman_ where her blouse is all wet, and it’s _ **cold** _… …well, I’m sure you get the idea… ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/56 "2003-06-22T16:55:01Z")
oh, man! lousy, stinkin’ double-post! I SWEAR it never sent the first time I hit “reply!” ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/57 "2003-06-22T20:57:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph \* > \*\*Didn’t she also get nekkid in _The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and her Lover?_ (I didn’t see the film). \*\* Yes she did, and there’s also a movie called “Hussy” that has plenty of helenflesh in it. She is not a shy woman. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/58 "2003-06-23T02:49:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manduck \* > \*\*Yes she did, and there’s also a movie called “Hussy” that has plenty of helenflesh in it. She is not a shy woman. \*\* Indeed, she’s not. The director’s commentary on _Excalibur_ drops hints that she’s a wild woman. (She and Liam Neeson shacked up together after that movie, BTW. They’ve since split.) ---
**Author:** ![raisinbread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8491ac/32.png) [@raisinbread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raisinbread)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/59 "2003-06-23T02:58:20Z")
Playboy’s still around? ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184/60 "2003-06-23T03:10:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by X~Slayer(ALE) \* > \*\*…didnt Jolene Blalock already grace the stapled pages of Playboy? as well as Pamele Sue Anderson and Tyra Banks? > \*\* Jolene – not sure about Playboy, but she has done one of the “lad mags” (FHM, Maxim, not sure which). The “lad mags” tend to go for “near nude” pics – y’know, two strands of hair falling strategically kind of gimmick. (BTW Christina Aguilera did that for Maxim when “Stripped” came out) Tyra has not done nudes on any widely circulated publication (one of her contracts apparently precludes that). It was Naomi Campbell who showed up in Playboy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-in-playboy-carnie-wilson/183184.md?page=2)