# Nude scenes by actresses you don't expect to go nude

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**Created:** [November 18, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876 "2003-11-18T08:55:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![DaddyTimesTwo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DaddyTimesTwo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaddyTimesTwo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/21 "2003-11-18T15:26:11Z")

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I’ve heard tell of a [movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077942/) from the late 70s with Lily Tomlin and John Travolta where Lily is nekkid. Not seen it myself, don’t want to.

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/22 "2003-11-18T15:42:20Z")

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Frances McDormand in [Laurel Canyon.](http://imdb.com/title/tt0298408/) It’s a jarring jump from a pregnant, small-town sheriff in [Fargo](http://imdb.com/title/tt0116282/) to an aging hippie who flashes the band when she isn’t spreading her legs.

She’s a great actress to have that range, but don’t rent the movie just to see her tits. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Second\_Guest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Second\_Guest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Second_Guest)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/23 "2003-11-18T15:45:44Z")

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Three leaped immediately to mind. The first two, already mentioned, were Julie Andrews and Kathy Bates. The third: Emma Thompson in _The Tall Guy_.

(By the way, I just saw _About Schmidt_ this past weekend, and I wasn’t looking forward to the big nude scene because I feared it would be little more than gratuitous degradation of an actress for whom I have great respect, but I was relieved to see that the nudity was brief, well-staged and…well…I thought she looked just lovely.)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/24 "2003-11-18T16:31:10Z")

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Olympia Dukakis having her bare breast(esse)s painted by Australian aborigones in OVER THE HILL isn’t a scene you’re likely to forget.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/25 "2003-11-18T17:10:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bakhesh \*  
> \*\*Slightly off topic I know, but I recently saw the first ever episode of Stargate SG1 shown at a late hour.
> 
> Halfway through there is a scene where Daniel’s wife is implanted with a Go’a’uld, and she is totally naked. Its full frontal as well. My jaw hit the floor, not because of her body (although it was very nice), but simple because it was on a mainstream tv show.
> 
> I thought it was handled very well. It did make sense for the plot and wasn’t done gratuitously. \*\*

Well, the series was originally on Showtime before going to syndication and Sci-Fi.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/26 "2003-11-18T17:37:33Z")

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Marilu Henner in the Burt Reynolds film _The Man Who Loved Women_.

One of Burt Reynolds’ best roles, IMO, and also starring the aforementioned Julie Andrews WITH clothes on.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/27 "2003-11-18T17:41:57Z")

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WordMan said, “Angie Dickensen was NOT in Body Double, Kalhoun - you’re thinking of another DePalma movie, Dressed to Kill…”

You’re correct. My bad. Dressed to Kill was the better movie, too!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/28 "2003-11-18T18:18:19Z")

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I’ll see your Kathy Bates and raise you **Ruth Gordon** in Rosemary’s Baby. Arrgghhhh.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/29 "2003-11-18T18:25:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Turek \*  
> \*\*Julie Andrews in S.O.B.
> 
> It shocked the world when she doffed her top. \*\*

So true! Which was the point of it, really.

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**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/30 "2003-11-18T18:40:07Z")

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I know a lot of people had to see _The Gift_ just to believe Katie Holmes really would be topless in it.

Also Angie Harmon (of “Law in Order”)… but I didn’t think she’d do nudity. But her boobies are out briefly in the film _Lawn Dogs_.

I suppose since I was used to seeing these actresses mainly on network TV, that’s what made it a surprising - its not like either one had anything to be ashamed of.

## Anyway, these were relatively mild topless scenes. I wonder what would happen if a TV series actress, while under contract, did a film with some explicit naked grinding? Didn’t Lisa Bonet get booted from the “Cosby Show” for that reason?

There is a site that has a pretty comprehensive databank of nude scene descriptions, with descriptions submitted on every such scene ever made. But I won’t link it because there are some softcore porno related pop ups and ads, in an otherwise purely text site. If you google [cndb.com](http://cndb.com) you’ll find it, but don’t do it unless you are safe to do so.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/31 "2003-11-18T18:55:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by syncrolecyne \*  
> \*\*IAnyway, these were relatively mild topless scenes. I wonder what would happen if a TV series actress, while under contract, did a film with some explicit naked grinding? Didn’t Lisa Bonet get booted from the “Cosby Show” for that reason?  
> \*\*

The movie she had done was **Angel Heart** , with Robert DeNiro; Papa Cosby wasn’t too thrilled, methinks.

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**Author:** ![No\_Me\_Ayudes\_Compadre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/no_me_ayudes_compadre/32/5224_2.png) [@No\_Me\_Ayudes\_Compadre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Me_Ayudes_Compadre)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/32 "2003-11-18T19:09:44Z")

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Word to the wise at work… Don’t do a search for “Jackie Swanson”, else you’ll find that it’s true what they say about French girls.

Speaking of sitcom starlets, there are some recent topless shots of Justine Bateman, apparently from some cable series. Now I see what Skippy was all bunched up about. And one scene with Maura Tierney of Newsradio, although I forget which film.

And not a nude scene per se, but Anne Hathaway appeared at some premiere in a very sheer black blouse. Mia Thermopolis, I hardly knew ye.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/33 "2003-11-18T19:34:06Z")

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I just rented _The Piano_ at request of my fiancee, not knowing that both **Holly Hunter** and **Harvey Keitel** both get nekked as jaybirds and frolic like a couple of minks…

I always thought Ms. Hunter was cute, but now I know she’s got an awesome bod, too…

Then there’s Renee Russo’s nude scenes in _The Thomas Crown Affair_.

Did Julianne Moore ever do a nude scene?

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/34 "2003-11-18T19:49:29Z")

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Carol Channing in _Skidoo_ (1968).  
Ingrid Thulin in _Cries and Whispers_ (1972).  
Shelley Winters in _King of the Gypsies_ (1978).

Julianne Moore has done several nude scenes, including showing her fiery thatch in _Short Cuts_ (1993), and as a porn actor in _Boogie Nights_ (1997).

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/35 "2003-11-18T19:57:36Z")

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Julianne Moore? Oh, yes. In the Robert Altman movie _Short Cuts_ her character takes off a skirt to iron it, and her husband is upset that she has no panties on. She irons the skirt bottomless while they argue. Altman wanted to use nudity realistically.

This scene is evidence for my contention that redhaired actresses are more likely than blondes or brunettes to do full-frontal nudity. (I’m talking about respected mainstream actresses.) Consider (in alphabetical order):

Minnie Driver  
Marilu Henner  
Nicole Kidman  
Alex Kingston  
Helen Mirren  
Julianne Moore  
Kristin Scott-Thomas  
Tilda Swinton  
Kate Winslet

– have all done scenes that make it clear they’re natural redheads. Why? I don’t know, but I’m grateful.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/36 "2003-11-18T20:03:04Z")

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Since when was [Minnie Driver](http://images.usatoday.com/news/health/spotlight/_photos/driver.jpg) a “natural redhead”?

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/37 "2003-11-18T20:14:50Z")

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There’s a valuable tool out there for this very purpose. To the best of my knowledge, there are no nude pictures on the site at all, but just in case, I’d better not link to it. Instead, I’ll just kinda point you there. It’s the Celebrity Nudity Database, located at cndb dot com.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/38 "2003-11-18T20:38:00Z")

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Odd that nobody has mentioned Maggie Smith’s performance in 1978’s [California Suite](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0077289/).

Anither redhead, I notice.

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**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/39 "2003-11-18T21:17:09Z")

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If all these women have blond or brunette hair growing from their scalps, but their pubes are red, then why are they called “red_heads_??”

And I remember that _Short Cuts_ scene. I just didn’t remember it being Julianne Moore. But then, I wasn’t looking at her face much.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/40 "2003-11-18T21:45:16Z")

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Helen Mirren when younger did a full nude scene I’ve see stills of -I was astounded by her big beautiful natural rack and curvy body, as I had only seen her as an older, somewhat frumpy detective in “Prime Suspect”.

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