# Nude scenes by actresses you don't expect to go nude

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 18, 2003, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876 "2003-11-18T08:55:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/41 "2003-11-18T21:58:55Z")

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Helen Mirren gets nude often in “Caligula,” an otherwise loathsome movie.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/42 "2003-11-18T22:03:20Z")

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I wouldn’t expect Jessica Tandy to do a nude scene.

Mostly because she’s dead.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/43 "2003-11-18T22:13:29Z")

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Didn’t Tandy run nude into the ocean in “Cocoon?”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/44 "2003-11-18T22:22:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chefguy \*  
> \*\*I’ll see your Kathy Bates and raise you **Ruth Gordon** in Rosemary’s Baby. Arrgghhhh. \*\*

:eek:

KILL. ME. NOW.

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**Author:** ![Hail\_Ants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dc4da7/32.png) [@Hail\_Ants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hail_Ants)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/45 "2003-11-18T22:58:40Z")

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For unexpected nudity, three words: The Hot Spot.

Jennifer Connelly - Best. Hooters. Ever.

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**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/46 "2003-11-18T23:28:07Z")

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> Since when was Minnie Driver a “natural redhead”?

Minnie Driver is debatable. I’d like to settle the question empirically, but that’s not likely.

My theory may need more work before I publish.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/47 "2003-11-18T23:32:00Z")

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Speaking of hooters…

There was Aunt Magda in _There’s Something About Mary_.

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/48 "2003-11-18T23:35:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dropzone \*  
> \*\*Didn’t Tandy run nude into the ocean in “Cocoon?” \*\*

EWWWW!!!

\<\< Runs home to scrub out brain. \>\>

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**Author:** ![Alias](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@Alias](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alias)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/49 "2003-11-18T23:37:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
> \*\*Helen Mirren when younger did a full nude scene I’ve see stills of -I was astounded by her big beautiful natural rack and curvy body, as I had only seen her as an older, somewhat frumpy detective in “Prime Suspect”. \*\*

Have you guys never seen Helen Mirren in “The Cook, The Theif, His Wife, and Her Lover”? She’s not a young woman in that film, and she spends a HUGE portion of it TOTALLY naked.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/50 "2003-11-19T00:25:13Z")

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**Helen Mirren** has done more nude scenes than most. Not so much an unexpected nude scene, but the scenes in ‘Sirens’ with its super-model cast are quite memorable.

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/51 "2003-11-19T01:01:30Z")

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Not that she’s a bad actress/person but here’s one to make you shudder.

Shelley Duvall in the Robert Altman film, **Thieves Like Us**. I was forced to watch this in a film class. She’s naked in a bath for several minutes. There was much hooting and cheering when she finally put her clothes back on.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/52 "2003-11-19T01:08:16Z")

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Marina Sirtis (the future _Star Trek: The Next Generation_’s Deanna Troi) gets naked, tied up and killed (!) in [_Blind Date_](http://imdb.com/title/tt0086978/) (which also has a flash or two of Kirstie Alley, another _Star Trek_ actress), and is not to be confused with the lightweight Bruce Willis/Kim Basinger comedy of the same name that came out a few years later.

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/53 "2003-11-19T01:58:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dropzone \*  
> \*\*Didn’t Tandy run nude into the ocean in “Cocoon?” \*\*

No. You’re thinking of _Camilla_ (1994), with Jessica Tandy and Bridget Fonda.

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/54 "2003-11-19T02:08:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by El Mariachi Loco \*  
> **And one scene with Maura Tierney of Newsradio, although I forget which film.**

What the hell is that all about? You don’t drop a bomb like “Maura Tierney did a nude scene” and then just casually say “I forget which film.” Which film, dammit? **For the love of God** , _ **which film?!?** _

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/55 "2003-11-19T02:29:24Z")

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It was **Primary Colors** , apparently. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/56 "2003-11-19T02:30:15Z")

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Hey **SolGrundy** , take the advice of **Max Torque** earlier in this thread, and check out the Celebrity Nude Database:

[Celebrity Nude Database](http://www.cndb.com/)

for the answer.

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**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/57 "2003-11-19T03:10:40Z")

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I saw Primary Colors, and while Maura was in bed for a love scene, I didn’t really see anything more than some naked arms and shoulders.

Try _Dead Women in Lingerie_…if you can find it…for Maura Tierney.

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**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/58 "2003-11-19T03:13:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bughunter \*  
> \*\*Did Julianne Moore ever do a nude scene? \*\*

Perhaps the better question is did she ever do a scene in which she _wasn’t_ nude. 😉

–Cliffy

P.S. _Boogie Nights_

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**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/59 "2003-11-19T03:58:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by syncrolecyne \*  
> **Also Angie Harmon (of “Law in Order”)… but I didn’t think she’d do nudity. But her boobies are out briefly in the film _Lawn Dogs_.**

Must. See. _Lawn Dogs_.

Angie Harmon… _duhrool, duhrool_

I love Kate Winslet (as an actress!), but I think it’s more of a shock when she _doesn’t_ strip down. After _A Kid in King Arthur’s Court_ one is tempted to call out “What, not even a quick flash of nipple?!” :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nude-scenes-by-actresses-you-dont-expect-to-go-nude/213876/60 "2003-11-19T04:09:31Z")

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I suspect the young Helen Mirren movie alluded to earlier is _The Age of Consent_, her first. Pure soft-core, but my god what a bod. As I read somewhere once, the kind of body that drives novitiate monks to suicide.

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