# Nuggets vs. WWE

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [May 19, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955 "2009-05-19T12:52:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/1 "2009-05-19T12:52:12Z")

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May be more of an MPSIMS, but since it’s about sports Ill throw it here.

It seems senile old man Kroenke, Owner of the Nuggets and the Pepsi center had a lack of faith in his second seeded team, and rented the building out for wrestling.

Vince McMahon, ranking amateur contender in the biggest douche in the universe contest, decided to handle it with nationally televised.

The part I like the best is within 10 seconds of the interview, while calling the other side an incompetent businessman, forgets the name of _his own company_ calling the World Wrestling Federation.

Warning, Video

> **[NBA, WWE grapple over Denver booking conflict](https://www.espn.com/nba/news/story?id=4176082)**
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> The NBA and WWE are fighting over a scheduling conflict at the Pepsi Center in Denver.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/2 "2009-05-19T15:41:16Z")

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Too many random missing words, could not read.

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**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/3 "2009-05-19T16:54:58Z")

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As crazy as Vince is, he’s totally in the right here. I can’t see how this gets resolved without lawsuits.

I think an outdoor pickup-style game would be an awesome game 4 though.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/4 "2009-05-19T16:58:00Z")

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Better idea: hold both events at the same time! How cool would it be to see Kobe shooting from the top turnbuckle? Or the Undertaker chokeslamming Carmelo Anthony after a hard foul?

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/5 "2009-05-19T23:01:25Z")

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> [@wolfman](#):
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> The part I like the best is within 10 seconds of the interview, while calling the other side an incompetent businessman, forgets the name of _his own company_ calling the World Wrestling Federation.

I’m sure he thinks they never should have been forced to change it.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/6 "2009-05-19T23:18:14Z")

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…because they shouldn’t have.

Nobody in their right mind confused the two.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/7 "2009-05-19T23:34:04Z")

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> [@Push\_You\_Down](#):
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> …because they shouldn’t have.
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> Nobody in their right mind confused the two.

No, but the World Wildlife Fund won something like a dozen lawsuits before actually getting WWF/E to stop using the initials.

I bet Vince is loving this. He’s going to get tons of extra publicity, can say pretty much whatever he wants about the Nuggets/Pepsi Center, and will get an arseload of money too.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/8 "2009-05-20T01:06:18Z")

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[QUOTE= wolfman]  
Vince McMahon, ranking amateur contender in the biggest douche in the universe contest  
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Oh, yeah, that douche.

[http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si\_blogs/magazine/sportsman\_06/2006/11/my-sportsman-vince-mcmahon.html](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_blogs/magazine/sportsman_06/2006/11/my-sportsman-vince-mcmahon.html)  
Don’t confuse Vince McMahon, the man, with “Mr. McMahon,” the character.  
You’ll be the worse for it, and risk being regarded as a douche yourself.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/9 "2009-05-20T01:08:54Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Don’t confuse Vince McMahon, the man, with “Mr. McMahon,” the character.
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> You’ll be the worse for it, and risk being regarded as a douche yourself.

Vince McMahon is a douche entirely on his own merits, you know.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/10 "2009-05-20T01:23:27Z")

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[QUOTE= RNATB]  
Vince McMahon is a douche entirely on his own merits, you know.  
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Sure, he bullies reporters and supplied steroids and may have harassed some people, but who among us hasn’t?

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/11 "2009-05-20T01:33:59Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Sure, he bullies reporters and supplied steroids and may have harassed some people, but who among us hasn’t?

I haven’t.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/12 "2009-05-20T01:37:01Z")

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The way the Nuggets are bitch-slapping the Lakers tonight, they may just quit after three games and let the wrestling go on as planned.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/13 "2009-05-20T01:46:31Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Sure, he bullies reporters and supplied steroids and may have harassed some people, but who among us hasn’t?

Good point. Let’s not forget that stupid vibrating adam’s apple thing, too.

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**Author:** ![IAmNotSpartacus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/cc9497/32.png) [@IAmNotSpartacus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IAmNotSpartacus)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/14 "2009-05-20T04:13:18Z")

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> [@Lamar\_Mundane](#):
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> The way the Nuggets are bitch-slapping the Lakers tonight, they may just quit after three games and let the wrestling go on as planned.

What did how to who, now?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/15 "2009-05-20T04:29:47Z")

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[QUOTE= Xan]  
I haven’t.  
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Well, why the hell NOT?

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/16 "2009-05-20T06:10:08Z")

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> [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](#):
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> Well, why the hell NOT?

I have people to do that for me.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/17 "2009-05-20T14:20:38Z")

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[QUOTE= Xan]  
I have people to do that for me.  
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That’s the problem with America these days. Kids not willing to pick up a folding chair themselves and do what needs to be done.

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**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/18 "2009-07-22T20:19:41Z")

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> [@Xan](#):
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> I have people to do that for me.

People who have people don’t say the “to do that for me” part. It’s assumed.  
mangeorge

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuggets-vs-wwe/496955/19 "2009-07-22T20:34:38Z")

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Well, that was unexpected.
