# Nuke Canada? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 15, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183 "2004-07-15T00:59:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/41 "2004-07-16T00:15:35Z")
> [@Gorsnak](#): > > Besides, you’d be in the fallout pattern. To rid the world of the scurge that is only known as Canada, it’d be well worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/42 "2004-07-16T00:22:59Z")
“Only known as ‘Canada?’” Isn’t “Soviet Canuckistan” catching on? Dammit, I kind of liked the sound of it, and I figured it would reduce the incidence of American tourists, out–of-control after encountering beer that actually contains alcohol, whipping out that old “C, eh, N, eh, D, eh” joke. ---
**Author:** ![lynxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e99b99/32.png) [@lynxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lynxie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/43 "2004-07-16T01:21:26Z")
But who could you blame your winter weather on if we weren’t here? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/44 "2004-07-16T01:24:46Z")
The name I heard was North Kanadiran, the new axis of evil. North Korea, Canada, and Iran. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/45 "2004-07-16T02:26:37Z")
Careful. You don’t want us to activate The Tim Horton Expediency. ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/46 "2004-07-16T02:31:44Z")
“Very well. War it is. Begin the un-thawing of Diefenbaker.” ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/47 "2004-07-16T02:34:21Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Careful. You don’t want us to activate The Tim Horton Expediency. We’ll pummel 'em with Timbits and scald 'em with hot double-doubles! ---
**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/48 "2004-07-16T02:36:13Z")
Don’t worry, everyone. We have their battle [plan](http://www.glasnost.de/hist/usa/1935invasion.html) ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/49 "2004-07-16T03:01:12Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Careful. You don’t want us to activate The Tim Horton Expediency. or authorize the use of the [chicken cannon](http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.fave.ca/p/p010/p010s178ChickenCannon.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fave.ca/p010p07.htm&h=225&w=300&sz=21&tbnid=4pI1nrZXcLYJ:&tbnh=83&tbnw=110&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522chicken%2Bcannon%2522%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/50 "2004-07-16T07:29:35Z")
Ready for [Full Dion Quintuplet Deployment](http://free.inkfrog.com/pix/laurelmudd/dion5.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183/51 "2004-07-16T07:43:53Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > Yeah, that Santa Clause is a real bastard. He’s already enslaved one race of people… > . Look, we’re only invading Santaland to enact a much needed regime change. But you can just bet some goddamn liberal will come along and tell you it’s about the _presents_ :mad: . [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nuke-canada/255183.md?page=2)