# Nukes and Quakes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [March 11, 2011, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332 "2011-03-11T21:00:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/21 "2011-03-15T05:34:45Z")

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> [@Tom\_Tildrum](#):
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> It’s likely enough that they created an acronym for it.
> 
> 🆒

Not saying you were suggesting it but to be clear a nuclear power plant cannot blow up like a nuclear bomb.

That is not to say they can’t cause a mess but the big boom is not in the cards for them. The physics are all wrong. Couldn’t make it do that if you tried.

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**Author:** ![ramel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ramel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ramel)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/22 "2011-03-15T05:43:09Z")

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There was one case where the rocket a nuclear warhead was on exploded, propelling the warhead half a mile away where it crashed to the ground. No detonation.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/23 "2011-03-15T05:51:11Z")

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> [@ramel](#):
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> There was one case where the rocket a nuclear warhead was on exploded, propelling the warhead half a mile away where it crashed to the ground. No detonation.

A good nuclear explosion needs a bunch of things to go exactly right. And by exactly I mean insanely exactly.

Any part of that insanely exactly process messes up and you either get a fizzle (low yield nuke) or nothing at all. (Depends how it fucks up and it is not hard for it to fuck up…these things have serious precision to work.)

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/24 "2011-03-15T14:41:12Z")

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> Nuclear bombs are not like conventional bombs. You could stand there and pound on it with a sledgehammer and it won’t go off.

> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I should note that in the case of the accident in Spain two of the four bombs had their conventional explosives detonate. This did not result in a nuclear detonation but did make them the first dirty bombs and contaminated the area.

Too bad for the guy with the sledgehammer, eh?

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/25 "2011-03-15T14:46:36Z")

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> [@xtisme](#):
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> As far as I know, the nuclear weapons aren’t even armed when they are sitting in their silos, so it would be impossible to trigger them unless someone armed them first.

Concur.

> [@Gray\_Ghost](#):
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> Now, in earthquake country, e.g. LLNL, I would make sure any pits or cores or other fissionable material, were stored in earthquake-resistant cradles, to prevent any inadvertent criticality accidents.

Seismic safety is heavily emphasized in the defense nuclear complex.

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**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2011, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nukes-and-quakes/574332/26 "2011-03-15T15:45:03Z")

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> [@Romeo\_and\_Whatsherface](#):
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> Oh, I was banking on it being stupid enough to draw that highly coveted 12-15-year old audience.🙂 I just figured if it was so incredibly stupid that even some sugar-hyped 12-year-old would be yelling, “Aw, THAT couldn’t happen!” through a mouthful of Skittles, I might have trouble getting it past the suits at Paramount…Wait. What am I saying? Those _are_ the suits at Paramount!
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> I stand corrected. Thanks.

Best of luck on your new movie career! 😃

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