# Number ONE reason I'm glad I don't have a penis

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**Created:** [October 29, 2005, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/number-one-reason-im-glad-i-dont-have-a-penis/328450 "2005-10-29T09:12:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/number-one-reason-im-glad-i-dont-have-a-penis/328450/61 "2005-10-31T12:23:53Z")

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Dang, just recalled another disadvantage of having a penis that I had forgotten about for a few months: frostbite. When skiing fast on cold nights, the combination of -40 plus another -40 for wind chill, plus persipriation from the effort, make for clothing challenges for the little guy.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/number-one-reason-im-glad-i-dont-have-a-penis/328450/62 "2005-10-31T12:49:07Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> How many?
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> I can get 27 in an hour, at least recently. I’ve been known to have more.
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> I’m not quite that talented with the hoo-hah yet, since the husband poops out after about four or five. But they must be _pretty_ good, since he’s usually crawling out of bed, begging for mercy. 😃😉

-whimper- I think I hate you.

No wait. I think I love you.

No wait. Can I sautee you some veggies or something? Anything? Please??? I just wanna know I’m in the same ZIP CODE as a woman who has 27 orgasms in an hour.

-whimper-

Hmm… ( balancing palms face up, arms extended to each side, etc. )… ability to write name in snow… ability to orgasm 27 times in 60 minutes…prostate of a 43 year old… ability to orgasm 27 times in 60 minutes… hmmm.

I’m the wrong gender, dammit !!! :smack:

Oh, and my god- " If I had a vagina I’d be rich". — Sig Line Central !!!

Cartooniverse

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/number-one-reason-im-glad-i-dont-have-a-penis/328450/63 "2005-10-31T16:42:27Z")

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Bad things about having a penis?

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and pole vaulted out the window…

Winter clothes. It sucks to have on 6 layers of clothes and only 4 layers of tackle.

(These two things might seem to contradict each other, but I’m a grower, not a show-er)

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