# Numerical Hypertigerisms. The Wizard of Woo. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 7, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016 "2015-04-07T03:20:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/1 "2015-04-07T03:20:33Z")
Our new Wizard of woo has combined his take on life, numerology and some scriptures, to point out how ignorant many of us lower life forms are. I’m leaving out the line after line after line after line of numerology babble in the quoted posts below, but they won’t be hard to find if you’re interested in the woo. Just page up or down a little in these threads. > [@eliminating factory farms: impossible or just diffiicult?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/eliminating-factory-farms-impossible-or-just-diffiicult/716688/28): > > … > > In war there are two sides. > the winner that knows they are going to win and the loser that believes they are going to win. > > I’m the winner that knows I already won the game. > > You all are losers that think you are going to win the game you are playing designed by the owners of it so they win by default. > > because they are not playing it…you all are. > > the master lie believed to be Truth that you all are slaves of…is your master but the servant of the invisible masters or owners. As I said, I edited out all the numerology BS he uses to prove something or the other. I hated long division in grade school. This came close. > [@Does God Hate Marijuana?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-hate-marijuana/716834/52): > > I helped to build the internet. > … Awesome job. > [@Does God Hate Marijuana?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-god-hate-marijuana/716834/65): > > It’s called logic…something you do not understand. > > I employ responsible altruistic logic… > > I share power as equally as possible to solve the problem of continued existence in the universe. > > … > > You think I become visible to supply you with a victim to annihilate to get your rocks off? > > I became visible to see if this was the straight dope…fighting ignorance since 1973. > > So far you are fighting to remain ignorant…demanding me to supply what you want. > > I obviously do not have what you want…because I only have what you need. > > That is all that I have to supply your demands with. > > Infinite logic or truth needs to supply power to the demand for power by finite reason or a lie that wants to become Truth and never die. > > … He seems to be trying really hard to fit in. I feel like I need to add some numbers to do this right, but I just can’t abuse them the way he does. I’m thinking this is a must see, soon, as I have a feeling this won’t go on/last much longer. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/2 "2015-04-07T03:37:02Z")
Link? Where are these posts? I’d actually enjoy the numerology; I’ve always found joy in that kind of technical crackpottery. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/3 "2015-04-07T03:44:47Z")
Jesus, Al, find another ox to gore. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/4 "2015-04-07T03:47:00Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Link? Where are these posts? I’d actually enjoy the numerology; I’ve always found joy in that kind of technical crackpottery. Click the little blue arrows in the quote box by Hypertigers name. Beware, you were warned though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/5 "2015-04-07T04:00:28Z")
Someone really should introduce **Hypertiger** and **THE ELECT** to each other. I am somehow reminded of the line from an old Dire Straights song: “Two men think they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong…” ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/6 "2015-04-07T04:10:46Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > “Two men think they’re Jesus, one of them must be wrong…” Like, what if we’re all Jesus, man? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/7 "2015-04-07T04:18:49Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Like, what if we’re all Jesus, man? [Everyone is Jesus in Purgatory.](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory) ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/8 "2015-04-07T04:53:46Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Click the little blue arrows in the quote box by Hypertigers name. Beware, you were warned though. 🙂 Whew! That is some squalid numerology! Thank you for the hint…and the warning! ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/9 "2015-04-07T11:26:50Z")
First! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/10 "2015-04-07T12:15:53Z")
Is there a Hypotiger around to balance him out? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/11 "2015-04-07T12:19:44Z")
> [@Hypertiger](#): > > “According to the Bible, Lamech, the father of Noah lived for 777 years” > > L = 12 > A = 1 > M = 13 > E = 5 > C = 3 > H = 8 > > 12+1+13+5+3+8 = 42 Dang, Douglas Adams was right! ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/12 "2015-04-07T12:28:54Z")
When I read his first post a few days ago my first thought was, ‘there is just no way this guy is serious’. I don’t think it’s trolling, just a strange sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/13 "2015-04-07T14:00:05Z")
Reminds me of the guy a few years back who claimed that ear candling worked and we should listen to him because he has a Mensa level IQ. ETA: [Found it.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=470453) Post 4. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/14 "2015-04-07T14:09:30Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > As I said, I edited out all the numerology BS he uses to prove something or the other. Heretic. That’s where the truth lies. Without the numbers, it’s only babble. With the numbers, how babble is made. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/15 "2015-04-07T14:18:59Z")
This is what happens when TimeCube Guy reads the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/16 "2015-04-07T14:29:09Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > When I read his first post a few days ago my first thought was, ‘there is just no way this guy is serious’. > > I don’t think it’s trolling, just a strange sense of humor. That’s my take, too. He thinks he’s funny. But he sure found the one site on the internet where people will be bound and determined to take him seriously! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/17 "2015-04-07T14:40:29Z")
> [@Sitnam](#): > > When I read his first post a few days ago my first thought was, ‘there is just no way this guy is serious’. > > I don’t think it’s trolling, just a strange sense of humor. I dunno, it doesn’t decode like someone trying to be funny. I don’t think a sane person could write that disjointed and not leave subtle traces of his underlying rationality. There are patterns everywhere, except in his rants. Not even the pattern of randomness. And that is all the thought I will give him. I think I’ll go watch _Pi_ again. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/18 "2015-04-07T15:22:49Z")
If mathematics is the queen of science, numerology is its crazy bag lady. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/19 "2015-04-07T15:25:26Z")
Time to feed the trolls, I see… ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/20 "2015-04-07T15:59:46Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > If mathematics is the queen of science, numerology is its crazy bag lady. That line is so brilliant, I’m compelled to believe at first glance that it’s a quote from somewhere. Would you be good enough to share? Or, in the event that I’m mistaken, step forward and glory in your well-deserved golf claps? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016.md?page=2)