# Numerical Hypertigerisms. The Wizard of Woo. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 7, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016 "2015-04-07T03:20:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/21 "2015-04-07T16:03:39Z")
> [@Trinopus](#): > > Link? Where are these posts? I’d actually enjoy the numerology; I’ve always found joy in that kind of technical crackpottery. Well, he’s got a bunch of posts in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=753426) thread. It’s eye watering to read through though, so fair warning. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/22 "2015-04-07T16:07:00Z")
I’m going with not a troll, not trying to be funny, just way the fuck out there. Someone trying to be funny would cut off the screed much sooner; that dude is long past funny and into loony obsession. I did appreciate this line, though. > [@](#): > > Basically for the past 34 years the net consumers of yield have been imploding the net producers of yield down towards the absolute 0 point of eternal death to power the explosion of the net consumers of yield up towards the absolute 1 point of eternal life Think I’ll use that as a conversation starter at the next cocktail party. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/23 "2015-04-07T16:14:16Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Think I’ll use that as a conversation starter at the next cocktail party. That should clear the place out fast! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/24 "2015-04-07T16:18:13Z")
If he’s joking, he’s definitely playing the long con. He’s been posting stuff on a blog since 2006, and getting progressively more…interesting. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/25 "2015-04-07T16:19:24Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Think I’ll use that as a conversation starter at the next cocktail party. When you run out of Hypertigerisms, try the [Depak Chopra Wisdom Generator.](http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@Bill\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Door)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/26 "2015-04-07T16:20:35Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > If mathematics is the queen of science, numerology is its crazy bag lady. I like to think of mathematics as the language of science and numerology is speaking in tongues, but whatever. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/27 "2015-04-07T16:26:17Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > When you run out of Hypertigerisms, try the [Depak Chopra Wisdom Generator.](http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/) > [@](#): > > “The unexplainable embraces the light of external reality” Exactly! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/28 "2015-04-07T16:28:18Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > That line is so brilliant, I’m compelled to believe at first glance that it’s a quote from somewhere. Would you be good enough to share? > > Or, in the event that I’m mistaken, step forward and glory in your well-deserved golf claps? It’s original as far as I know, but the Gauss quote it references is more accurately translated as “mathematics is the queen of the sciences”. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/29 "2015-04-07T18:39:09Z")
[There’s more…](https://disqus.com/by/disqus_eD6kQqc0ig/) [and more…](http://beforeitsnews.com/financial-markets/2014/12/the-paradox-of-the-quantum-entanglement-of-hypertiger-2798654.html) [My god, it’s full of stupid shit…](http://hypertiger.blogspot.com/) > [@](#): > > A pregnant female is considered full term after 37 weeks…or 9.25 months or 9 months and 1 week. > > 91 > > Why? > > Y = 25th letter > > 5 x 5 = 25 > > 25 x 37 = 925 ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/30 "2015-04-07T19:05:41Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Is there a Hypotiger around to balance him out? Couldn’t find one. Would you settle for a hypopotamus? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/31 "2015-04-07T19:15:28Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Is there a Hypotiger around to balance him out? It would have to be a HyperLion and we have them fight and see who would win ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/32 "2015-04-07T19:20:40Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > [My god, it’s full of stupid shit…](http://hypertiger.blogspot.com/) Warning! That site is a continuous bullshit spew, spawning new windows, tabs, and Og knows what else. I have to go take a hot shower and run a full system scan before I feel safe & clean again. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/33 "2015-04-07T19:28:31Z")
Wait, did you really get a bunch of popups and stuff from that page? Cuz I didn’t see anything. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/34 "2015-04-07T19:30:31Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Think I’ll use that as a conversation starter at the next cocktail party. Be sure to grab your conversant by the lapels while saying it really loudly. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/35 "2015-04-07T19:37:16Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Dang, Douglas Adams was right! Some interesting Biblical trivia: Accepting the Genesis geneologies at face value, Lamech was 56 years old when his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Adam died. Methuselah, Noah’s grandfather, presumably died in the Great Flood. (Lamech had died five years previously.) You’d think Noah could’ve found room for grampa on board the ark, but I suppose it was more important to make room for all those thousands of species of fruit fly. Noah’s great-great-grandfather Jared died at age 962, just seven years younger than Methuselah. I always felt bad for Jared, as he’s completely ignored since nobody ever remembers who came in second place. What’s the point of this story? I like stories. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/36 "2015-04-07T19:55:16Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > Wait, did you really get a bunch of popups and stuff from that page? Cuz I didn’t see anything. The first time, yes, it spawned multiple tabs (I’m using Chrome). The second time, none, but I didn’t keep it open long. I have found some sites that have a timeout between such shenanigans, and may be dependent upon other variables, like scroll or mouse activity. Your antivirus, if any, may detect this, too. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/37 "2015-04-07T20:13:37Z")
> [@hotflungwok](#): > > Wait, did you really get a bunch of popups and stuff from that page? Cuz I didn’t see anything. I just had Firefox freeze up, then give me a non-responsive script warning. Weird shit in the time I was there. Really weird. Weird W=23 E=5 I=9 D=4 That equals 41. My sister’s neighbor is 41. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/38 "2015-04-07T20:52:18Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I just had Firefox freeze up, then give me a non-responsive script warning. Weird shit in the time I was there. Really weird. > > Weird > W=23 > E=5 > I=9 > D=4 > > That equals 41. My sister’s neighbor is 41. I thought you were full of shit because you left off the R, but then I realized that’s “DIE, W” backwards, obviously referring to George W. Bush. His dad is George H.W. Bush, the **41st** president of the U.S.! ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/39 "2015-04-07T22:51:23Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > but then I realized that’s “DIE, W” backwards, obviously referring to George W. Bush. Clearly. It’s German for “The W”, the 43rd President. And G=7 E=5 R=18 M=13 A=1 N=14 That’s 58, and 58 + 43 = 100 + 1. It’s all coming together. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016/40 "2015-04-07T23:35:07Z")
Had to go look at the train wreck. The big trap in the Occult is bullshit delusions like this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/numerical-hypertigerisms-the-wizard-of-woo/717016.md?page=3)