# NY Post's Clinton headline

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 30, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021 "2014-09-30T21:58:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reyemile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@Reyemile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reyemile)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/1 "2014-09-30T21:58:57Z")

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Okay, I know that the NY Post is a partisan tabloid rag unfit for use even as toilet paper, but come on,

[QUOTE=NYPost]  
[PARTY POOPER  
Another liberal crybaby for Dem Clintons](http://www.mediaite.com/online/ny-post-welcomes-clinton-granddaughter-another-liberal-crybaby/)  
[/QUOTE]

Really? The kid is a _day old_, you scumfuckers. There’s no excusing pulling a newborn into your web of hate.

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**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/2 "2014-09-30T22:58:10Z")

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> [@Reyemile](#):
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> There’s no excusing pulling a newborn into your web of hate.

Don’t worry, she can’t read yet.

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**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/3 "2014-09-30T23:00:04Z")

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They don’t know that. After all, Clintons are smarter than they are.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/4 "2014-09-30T23:37:17Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> They don’t know that. After all, Clintons are smarter than they are.

That’s a bar so low a cockroach would have trouble limbo’ing under it.

Or am I being redundant?

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/5 "2014-09-30T23:39:48Z")

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As Post headlines go, that’s actually not bad. Not too far from clever, actually.

For the 25 or so years I’ve been aware of the Post’s existence, I have despised that fucking Alexander Hamilton. Sorry, dude. Your creation, you get the blame. Not fair, I know, but fuck your federalist ass and the paper you wiped it with.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/6 "2014-09-30T23:40:12Z")

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Don’t be repetitive and redundant! We’ve talked about that, over and over and over!

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/7 "2014-09-30T23:57:11Z")

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I think those headlines are funny.

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/8 "2014-10-01T00:11:08Z")

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Both sides do it. Surely you remember the Huffington Post’s headline when Palin’s baby was born, “Another 'tard Joins the GOP!”

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/9 "2014-10-01T00:29:19Z")

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> [@marshmallow](#):
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> Don’t worry, she can’t read yet.

She reads about as well as the typical NY Post customer.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/10 "2014-10-01T01:21:15Z")

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I’m mainly just amused the Post felt it needed to remind its readership what political party Bill and Hillary Clinton belong to.

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/11 "2014-10-01T01:53:28Z")

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I assumed it was a joke.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/12 "2014-10-01T02:06:36Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Both sides do it. Surely you remember the Huffington Post’s headline when Palin’s baby was born, “Another 'tard Joins the GOP!”

Proof?

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/13 "2014-10-01T02:12:55Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Proof?

I don’t have any. Because I assume it didn’t happen.

I was attempting to humorously illustrate that both sides don’t actually do it.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/14 "2014-10-01T10:58:11Z")

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Juvenile and insulting, NY Post.

But of course, both sides do it, **Lobohan** ’s contrary entreaties notwithstanding.

And this is one of the the few things Democrats did better. “Sarah Palin Faked Her Pregnancy!” Every bit as false, but not nearly so identifiable as such.

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/15 "2014-10-01T11:04:26Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Juvenile and insulting, NY Post.
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> But of course, both sides do it, **Lobohan** ’s contrary entreaties notwithstanding.
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> And this is one of the the few things Democrats did better. “Sarah Palin Faked Her Pregnancy!” Every bit as false, but not nearly so identifiable as such.

I must have missed that particular headline, **Bricker**. Got a link for those of us who haven’t had their morning caffeine?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/16 "2014-10-01T12:33:17Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Juvenile and insulting, NY Post.
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> But of course, both sides do it, **Lobohan** ’s contrary entreaties notwithstanding.
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> And this is one of the the few things Democrats did better. “Sarah Palin Faked Her Pregnancy!” Every bit as false, but not nearly so identifiable as such.

Which major metropolitan paper had _that_ headline?

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**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/17 "2014-10-01T12:51:28Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Which major metropolitan paper had _that_ headline?

Yeah. I don’t remember the Newark Star-Ledger running anything similar. I certainly don’t recall the Boston Globe or the Denver Post or the Miami Herald mocking the Bush daughters or the Palins. New York Times editors would probably resign before writing such clap-trap. Even the New York Daily News, the chief rival of the New York Post, has not, to my knowledge, done such a thing.

I want evidence for this particular tu quoque.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/18 "2014-10-01T13:01:52Z")

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[Business Insider](http://www.businessinsider.com/sarah-palin-trig-birth-2011-4) on Palin pregnancy. (2011)

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/19 "2014-10-01T13:30:39Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> She reads about as well as the typical NY Post customer.

That’s low. The kid’s a newborn and already you are insulting her.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ny-posts-clinton-headline/700021/20 "2014-10-01T14:19:08Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> [Business Insider](http://www.businessinsider.com/sarah-palin-trig-birth-2011-4) on Palin pregnancy. (2011)

That looks like a heckuva lot of analysis on something that’s really only the business of Palin and her family, barring potential charges if Palin’s behaviour endangered Trig.

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