# NYC coronavirus sex guidelines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/850229>\
**Category:** The Quarantine Zone\
**Tags:** covid-quarantine\
**Created:** [March 25, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/850229 "2020-03-25T03:24:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/850229/1 "2020-03-25T03:24:59Z")

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:eek: This is one directive that I will easily follow. They didn’t even need to tell me. Nope, that Ain’t going to happen. Ever. 😉

So, to sum up…  
‘Stay at least six feet from other people, and be sure not to lick anyone’s anus.’ \*And you’ll remain healthy. \*😃

Where would we be without the wisdom from the CDC?

> **[NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo](https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/)**
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> NYC's Department of Health is poo-pooing rim jobs.

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> “Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”
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> Eagle-eyed Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with the bizarre bullet point, whipping it into the butt of jokes online.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/850229/2 "2020-03-25T03:39:52Z")

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Isn’t that what dental dams are also for?

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-coronavirus-sex-guidelines/850229/3 "2020-03-25T04:14:05Z")

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I think that advice was aimed at Mike Pence.