# NYC IRL - Read it and weep

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2000, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112 "2000-06-12T13:16:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112/61 "2000-06-14T19:59:13Z")

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I wanna know how **manny’s** hair got on **Sax’s** shoulder, and what **Mister SaxFace** said when she got home.

“Honey, there seems to be a BROWN HAIR on your jacket…with a MAN attached to it.”

Thanks for citing my incredibly selfless and gracious behavior, **Lux.** What I wanted to do was tell YOU to move so that Swiddles could have your chair, but I was at a loss about how to swing that.

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**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112/62 "2000-06-15T07:10:27Z")

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> Thanks for citing my incredibly selfless and gracious behavior, Lux.

Any time, Uke.

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> What I wanted to do was tell YOU to move so that Swiddles could have your chair, but I was at a loss about how to swing that.

You probably just could have taken a vote. 🙂

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112/63 "2000-06-15T13:00:01Z")

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I’d publically like to thank Ike for the donation of his chair. Though Pink’s nephews were quite easy on the eyes, it was terribly nice to fraternize with the Dopers. Ike, you are a gentleman.

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**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-irl-read-it-and-weep/22112/64 "2000-06-15T14:14:49Z")

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Miss Riddles: Thank you very much for my new word: _ **"Wonkonian"** _ I enjoy it very much!

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