# NYC pastor obsessed with semen, demons, and latte. Oh, my! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 17, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373 "2015-07-17T00:15:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/41 "2015-07-18T21:02:52Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > How the hell does he know that? Probably because he is a closeted self hating nutball, like most of these anti-gay nutballs. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/42 "2015-07-19T00:20:34Z")
Sounds like someone tried to play his “pastors get free coffee” card, but Starbucks wasn’t playing along. They will rue the day they denied him his perogatives. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/43 "2015-07-19T00:25:50Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > It would take a whole dairy farm of semen-cows to keep the whole Starbucks franchise supplied. … Uhm…bulls. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/44 "2015-07-19T04:00:07Z")
Does he also water his plants with sports drinks? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/45 "2015-07-19T12:03:21Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Does he also water his plants with sports drinks? Its got what plant’s crave. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/46 "2015-07-19T12:11:55Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Sounds like someone tried to play his “pastors get free coffee” card, but Starbucks wasn’t playing along. They will rue the day they denied him his perogatives. Heh. I once had a priest/minister/pastor try to get a discount by telling me what he did for a living. I said, “That’s ok, I’m still willing to do business with you.” I’d be a better businessman if I learned to keep my fucking mouth shut. ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/47 "2015-07-19T13:17:28Z")
Demon Semen Latte would be a great band name. As would Demon Latte Semen and Latte Semen Demon. Really, you can’t lose with those three words. ---
**Author:** ![russian\_heel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f05b48/32.png) [@russian\_heel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/russian_heel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/48 "2015-07-19T20:23:16Z")
I was not at all shocked when I clicked on the link and found the “NYC pastor” was David Manning. Search his name on Youtube, hours of hilarity. This is the same cat who said Obama was gay, and pimped out women to get elected. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/49 "2015-07-20T00:51:53Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > C’mon, this is Starbucks. They only use the finest, free-range, ethically-sourced gay semen. True dat. Even [The Gimp](http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2014/05/23/gimp-ee54e5b3c86ab254c06b88b8c67b46dda440b433-s300-c85.jpg) gets outa the cage now and again… ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/50 "2015-07-20T22:33:53Z")
So, how exactly do you get the demon semen? I mean, first you’d have to summon the demon, and then make a deal with him. What would a demon want in exchange for a couple of hand jobs a day? And then you’d have to get some minimum wage coffee jockey to whack Chaunzaggoroth off. Would they need asbestos gloves? Maybe a special container? Some demon porn? Seems like an awful lot of effort to go through just to flavor up their coffee a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373/51 "2015-07-21T04:42:12Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > Take one for the team, visit, and report back. I would, but it’s _all the way_ up in Harlem. 🆒 Take the A train. It’s the quickest way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nyc-pastor-obsessed-with-semen-demons-and-latte-oh-my/725373.md?page=2)