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Wait. Let me take a moment to point out you’re either the dumbest douchenozzle around, or the most blatant liar to weasle your way into a membership here.
You grew up in Fargo? And you think I’m in East Grand Forks?
You stupid fuck. East Grand Forks is in MINNESOTA. Did you miss the references over the years that I live in North Dakota? Unlike you, fucktard? What. Moorhead is in Cass county now? You’re full of shit, I’m calling you out. Busted.
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Pathetic dodge, asshole. I mistake where YOU, specifically, are from and that somehow serves as proof that I’m lying about being from North Dakota? No shit East Grand Forks is in Minnesota. I misplaced YOUR location, not the location of the fucking city. Perhaps if I’d said East Grand Forks was in North Dakota, or Grand Forks was in Minnesota, you’d have a leg to stand on.
At the risk of a hijack, I’ll take your bait, you piece of shit. You’ve really managed to piss me off. I’m not from Fargo, huh? I guess since you’ve divulged some pretty personal stories on the board I can tell you some stuff about my background:
My mom is from Grand Forks, my dad is from Grafton.
I was born in St. Luke’s before it merged with Fargo Clinic to become MeritCare back in '86. I worked in medical records there in high school around the time Dakota-Heartland was gutted when most of their talent moved over to Innovis.
I was a Spartan (navy and gold). Our rivals were the Bruins (brown and gold). Which was Fargo North, and which was South? I ask only for the sake of trivia; I have every confidence you’re from where you say you are. I ran against Red River (black and red) and Central (goddamned maroon-jerseyed Knights with their annoying-as-fuck cowbells) in Cross Country.
You mention Valley City? Hi-liners (or was it spelled “high-liners?” Whatever the case, they were light blue and white). Also, Devil’s Lake actually changed their mascot about five years ago because some dumb fucks pressured the school board because they thought that god wasn’t letting them win any state titles because their team was “the satans.”
On the subject of local school colors, look here. It was probably just supposed to be a reference to Fargo, but they went through the trouble of getting Moorhead High’s colors right in a small photo they had on the screen for about a second.
Crystal Sugar has a number of plants in the area. If you paid as much attention to my posts as you think your bullshit is worth, you’d know that I’m quite familiar with the ag industry in the area, too. Find that in your search? Or were you more concerned with taking me to task for my lack of “compassion” over the heat wave?
I know that the barn off I-29 that UND and NDSU used to insult each other collapsed a few years back (was it a thunderstorm or from snow? I forget).
Also, here are a couple of quotes for you to contextualize. Again, I ask for the sake of trivia:
“Fargo: where the beaches come in bags.”
“Fargo’s Turn.” Hint: it’s a headline from the Grand Forks Herald.
Still doubt me, you anally-conceived jackass?
Y’know, I’m honestly conflicted sometimes by the fact that I can relate to you being from the Red River Valley, as well as having a similar medical history, if you catch my drift. But whatever the case, you’re a profound asshole with a keenness for misrepresenting and deflecting all over the fucking place just like the subject of this pit thread.
And having said that, I apologize for bringing up that COMPLETELY unrelated topic of political affiliation. I sure stretched plausibility to the limit when I read left vs. right into your scoffing at New York and Boston and dismissal of global warming! Jesus, how did I ever come up with THAT?