# O Dear. Geezerhood in one hour, 36 minutes.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017 "2014-10-11T02:25:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![vontsira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/51bf81/32.png) [@vontsira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vontsira)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/21 "2014-10-12T05:38:40Z")

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Quoting own post: “You Yanks are funny, with the way ‘geezer’ automatically connotes for you, an aged person 😉 . In British English, the word means first and foremost, an adult male person – with perhaps slight overtones of being not particularly young, and not ‘cutting-edge’.”

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> in US slang, it implies not cutting edge as well. But the \*reason \*you’re behind the times is because you’re OLD.
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> It is possible to be a younger (i.e. 40 yo) geezer; that’d be somebody with an elderly attitude before his/her time. Though we’d probably use “fogey” to describe that.
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> Wrapping up what I \*think \*it all means. Geezers are primarily old in age and probably old in attitude as well. Fogeys are primarily old in attitude and probably old in age as well.

Ah, so you – as well as we – have fogeys. Just to confuse things: in the UK a couple of decades ago (the usage seems no longer to be around these days) the expression “young fogey” frequently showed up. This referred to guys in the intelligentsia who were young in years, but embraced conservative political / social / religious principles and attitudes more characteristic of older folk.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/22 "2014-10-12T06:25:23Z")

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Thanks to all the Dopers who replied to this thread … you cheered me up rilly good!

My b’day turned out to be just fabulous. My spouse surprised me with … a new garbage can! Shiny stainless steel dome-y thingy with a swinging lid! I thought it was R2D2 at first.

Then he told me to LOOK INSIDE. Ooooooo! Wrapped up in Christmas paper were two weird old bottles, to augment my weird old bottle collection. I now have a (paper-labeled) Down East Beverages / a product of Coca-Cola (no flavor named) clear glass bottle with curvy shoulders, and a paper-labeled PUREOXIA bottle made in Bahston! (Light blue!) It’s “Golden Ginger Ale” dated to 1920. Even more geezerish than I am 🙂

Pureoxia is somehow related to Moxie, which – yes, I drink --.

We went out for the early geezer dinner and I had the Minnow Seafood Special and got stuffed to the gills.

Did I mention the surprise local gourmet chocolates at breakfast, and as yet another surprise at … what, Lunch? Linner? After noon but before all the football & baseball games. MmmmmmMMmmmmmmMMM!

I have a wonderful spouse. \*\*\* JOY \*\*\* 😃 \*\*\* GLEE \*\*\*

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/23 "2014-10-12T16:47:50Z")

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I was there ten years ago. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/24 "2014-10-13T01:41:23Z")

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Get started now writing your column about how kids today have no manners and listen to awful music (cos back in your day you had _real_ music like Steppenwolf and Jethro Tull, now _that’s_ music) and how there’s no civility anymore and everything was better back in the 70’s when you had to walk 3 blocks to school even though the Russians might bomb you and you only had Cap’n Crunch for breakfast but you were grateful. It’s your duty as a geezer to scold the younger generations so when they hit geezerhood they know what to say.

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**Author:** ![Atomic\_Mama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b5ac83/32.png) [@Atomic\_Mama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Mama)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/25 "2014-10-14T05:44:42Z")

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obygawd 😃 :smack: 🙂 Sort of.

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**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-dear-geezerhood-in-one-hour-36-minutes/701017/26 "2014-10-14T07:18:00Z")

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Happy birthday!

It’s a bit late now, but you could work really hard and invent a time machine in 1 hour and 35 minutes 59 seconds, and permanently solve the problem! 😃

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