# O.J. can walk on water!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 25, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667 "2001-10-25T23:56:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/21 "2001-10-26T06:58:27Z")

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What does this guy have, real version of ‘Get Out Of Jail Free’ card?

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/22 "2001-10-26T07:50:00Z")

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Seriously…when I showed my card, the cops just laughed.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/23 "2001-10-26T13:30:53Z")

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[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20011024/aponline165853\_000.htm](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20011024/aponline165853_000.htm)

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> {Lead defense attorney Yale} Galanter said {plaintiff Jeffrey} Pattinson chased down Simpson to provoke a confrontation after Simpson turned in front of him at a stop sign.
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> “Pattinson became a vigilante,” Galanter said. “He wants to play cop instead of calling a cop.”

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/24 "2001-10-26T14:36:25Z")

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They just added a new entry to the Periodic Table of Elements.

It seems that Oj is the symbol for Teflon.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/25 "2001-10-26T15:00:32Z")

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Please, people! Can’t you understand that this sort of thing is distracting him from his search for the real killers?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/o-j-can-walk-on-water/89667/26 "2001-10-26T16:35:59Z")

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00J (Double-O J): License to Kill

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