# Oak's NFL Fantasy League 2013

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 20, 2013, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061 "2013-07-20T20:43:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/61 "2013-09-09T15:28:05Z")

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Both Steve (Hernandez’s Hideaway) and I (Miscreant Monkeys) learned a valuable lesson: NEVER bench the high-scoring tight end!

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2013, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/62 "2013-09-12T23:05:10Z")

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I’ve got Brady and Edelman going tonight to start my fantasy week. Also have Ridley in my other league…

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2013, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/63 "2013-09-15T23:06:04Z")

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Oh man. Chicago Bears laying an epic ass whipping on me this week. Down by 140 fantasy points at the moment. Both my RBs got hurt…Lacy got a concussion on his first carry, and is iffy for next week, Bush tweaked the knee again, and did nothing much thereafter. And in a brilliant strategic move, I benched James Jones after he did nothing last week. Naturally, he goes wild this week and puts up 30 points. ☹

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/64 "2013-09-16T12:21:30Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Oh man. Chicago Bears laying an epic ass whipping on me this week. Down by 140 fantasy points at the moment. Both my RBs got hurt…Lacy got a concussion on his first carry, and is iffy for next week, Bush tweaked the knee again, and did nothing much thereafter. And in a brilliant strategic move, I benched James Jones after he did nothing last week. Naturally, he goes wild this week and puts up 30 points. ☹

Ah, hell, I know what you mean. I had Eddie Royal riding the pine for his career day with the Chargers.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/65 "2013-09-25T01:23:22Z")

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Another week, another loss for my Darnassus Druids. Only about 20 points this time, though. Not sure what I’ll do for RBs. Green Bay has a bye, so Lacy or Starks are not available. Bush is iffy again. He says he’s going to play. Ivory has issues. May have to grab another warm body off the waiver wire and hope for the best…

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/66 "2013-09-25T01:27:07Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Another week, another loss for my Darnassus Druids. Only about 20 points this time, though. Not sure what I’ll do for RBs. Green Bay has a bye, so Lacy or Starks are not available. Bush is iffy again. He says he’s going to play. Ivory has issues. May have to grab another warm body off the waiver wire and hope for the best…

Well, assessing the talent, Megashark has no TE this week, so you have a viable chance.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/67 "2013-09-25T09:10:30Z")

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Wow…no one is 2-1.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/68 "2013-09-25T11:46:18Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> Well, assessing the talent, Megashark has no TE this week, so you have a viable chance.

Pfft, I don’t NEED a TE…ah, I am crap at trash talk. Best go hit the waiver wire.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2013, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/69 "2013-09-25T13:13:48Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> Pfft, I don’t NEED a TE…ah, I am crap at trash talk. Best go hit the waiver wire.

I have 3 quality TEs. Give me Manning and I’ll give you one of them and that new McDonald’s hamburger.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/70 "2013-09-27T20:30:09Z")

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Someone remind me why I wanted in this league? I used to think I knew something about football.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/71 "2013-09-27T20:51:15Z")

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Argh… I wasn’t going to play Daryl Richardson, then I heard the news that Isiah Pead was out so I put him back in.

Terrible mistake.

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**Author:** ![Mince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/72 "2013-09-30T03:56:52Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Another week, another loss for my Darnassus Druids. Only about 20 points this time, though. Not sure what I’ll do for RBs. Green Bay has a bye, so Lacy or Starks are not available. Bush is iffy again. He says he’s going to play. Ivory has issues. May have to grab another warm body off the waiver wire and hope for the best…

I’m going to call you “Rollercoaster.”

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/73 "2013-09-30T04:01:22Z")

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> [@Mince](#):
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> I’m going to call you “Rollercoaster.”

LOL. Feast or famine. Wish I could have saved some of the points from this week. Bet I need them next week…

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/74 "2013-09-30T16:19:10Z")

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This just in: Miscreant Monkeys can’t find own ass with both hands and a map; Phoenix Redbirds kindly hand it back to them.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/75 "2013-09-30T16:58:44Z")

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I need 39 points to win tonight, my players are projected at 38.

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/76 "2013-09-30T19:44:51Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> LOL. Feast or famine. Wish I could have saved some of the points from this week. Bet I need them next week…

Man, I didn’t even have a particularly bad week, just not a spectacular one. Well done Oak.

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/77 "2013-10-01T13:48:07Z")

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> [@AlsoNamedBort](#):
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> I need 39 points to win tonight, my players are projected at 38.

Thank you Darren Sproles, 45 points on his own.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/78 "2013-10-07T15:18:04Z")

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Sure am lucky I started Brian Hoyer. I could be losing by 82 points. Instead of just 80.

:mad: ☹ :smack::smack::smack:

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/79 "2013-10-08T03:40:56Z")

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Barring stat corrections, I stole a win on that last Atlanta drive. Matty Ice threw that last TD to put me over the top.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oaks-nfl-fantasy-league-2013/664061/80 "2013-10-09T02:14:08Z")

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Woo hoo!!! The party just keeps getting better! So now my only relatively A player is done for the year!

So not only does my fantasy football team suck, but now the Falcons have a legitimate chance at 1 - 15! Bad enough losing to the 'aints twice in one year they could also lose to the effing Panthers!

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