# Obama Accused of Attempted Murder! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 18, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913 "2010-05-18T17:28:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Understander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3da27b/32.png) [@The\_Understander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Understander)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/21 "2010-05-18T21:50:58Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > Oh god, you just know that’s gotta show up somewhere. Maybe not for kryptonite, because maybe they’re not THAT crazy, though you never know, but for _some_ reason. > **[Obama administration faces questions on oil spill](https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2515716/posts)** Not quite yet, but it looks to be in development for the summer season… ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/22 "2010-05-18T22:23:48Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > It was a typo but it’s a good one. Makes the loonies sound like a paramilitary group. Or a snack cracker. So… “Yes, the crazines are crackers … but what kind of crackers are they?” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/23 "2010-05-18T22:24:15Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > Wow, killing your grandmother isn’t ruthless? The crazines would beg to differ. They think he’s ruthless _and_ heartless. Oh, it’s ruthless. Just not as much as having the Secret Service kill your ex-law partner and make it look like suicide. Although if we take the viewpoint that Toot was in on the Kenyan Konnection, that objection would be mitigated or eliminated. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/24 "2010-05-18T22:27:15Z")
So, Was Obama litterally accused of murder? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/25 "2010-05-18T22:28:29Z")
> [@Nametag](#): > > So… “Yes, the crazines are crackers … but what kind of crackers are they?” The majority of crackers are either Florida crackers or Georgia crackers. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/26 "2010-05-18T22:36:14Z")
So it’s President Obama on West 95th Street with the Crosstown Bus. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/27 "2010-05-18T23:20:52Z")
Cue: Puttin’ On The Ritz ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913/28 "2010-05-19T00:46:56Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > It was a typo but it’s a good one. Makes the loonies sound like a paramilitary group. Or a snack cracker. I was thinking along the lines of “crackpot militia newsletter”, by analogy with the old fanzines. “Fanzine” = “magazine for fans”, and “crazine” = “magazine for crazies”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-accused-of-attempted-murder/539913.md?page=1)