Obama Applesauce Thread

[Nzinga_Seated]

@Becky2844

… People tend to remember the last thing they hear—and they’re going to hear the truth.

I like this. Very sound bite-y. I want you on Obama’s writing team. We can’t fumble the ball next time!

[howye]

Will you look at that, Obama already has an ad out pounding ole Mitt right in the lie-hole: Obama Debate Ad.

Warning - that link goes to the great orange satan if such things make you woozy.

[Vita_Beata]

@Alice_The_Goon

Obama was distracted by all the sex he was going to have with Michelle on their anniversary last night. Everyone knows that married people only have sex once a year, so he will be fully present for the rest of the debates and he will mop the floor with Romney. Seriously, mop the floor with him.

This AND the Denver altitude .. that oh-so-thin air! That’s what Al Gore is attributing it to, and you know that the guy who invented the internet speaks the Truth.

[Grestarian]

I think we can rest assured that Mr. Romney and other republican candidates will make well-publicized statements in the next few weeks that will thoroughly endear them to the hearts of women and other minorities (and minority women, twice-fold). :dubious: Just as they’ve been doing over the last few months.

–G!

When I get angry
I say things I don’ wanna say
I really mean it :eek:
I don’ wanna leave you this way
. —Tom Sholz and Brad Delp (Boston)
. Something About You
. Boston

[JackieLikesVariety]

thanks for this thread; I seriously feel better.

[The_Devil_s_Grandmother]

@Alice_The_Goon

Obama was distracted by all the sex he was going to have with Michelle on their anniversary last night. Everyone knows that married people only have sex once a year, so he will be fully present for the rest of the debates and he will mop the floor with Romney. Seriously, mop the floor with him.

Wait, what? I thought it was 5 times a year: my birthday, his birthday, anniversary, new year’s and (optional, dependant on behavior) Valentines’ day.

Obama’s going to crush Romney like a bug. Just wait.

[Merneith]

Obama’s performance seems to have been better received by women, and Romney’s performance was better received by men. This is bad for Romney, because he was already losing the women’s vote to Obama, which means that he didn’t really do anything to attract people who weren’t already voting for him.

Video w/ transcript:
http://video.msnbc.msn.com/martin-bashir/49293298/#49293298

Nate Silver says that Romney may pick up a couple 2-3 points, but that still would leave him behind.

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/04/polls-show-a-strong-debate-for-romney/#more-35501

http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/04/oct-3-romneys-electoral-challenge-and-more-on-debate-instant-polls/#more-35530

[Nzinga_Seated]

@JackieLikesVariety

thanks for this thread; I seriously feel better.

The cooling salve of applesauce. Works every time. I’m not even kidding…each post has been a soothing balm for me.

And a great big hug for all my republican dopers who have resisted coming in here to put salt in my bowl.

[Scarlett67]

Ever try saltine crackers with applesauce? Nummy. (I am glad for this thread as well. Keep calm and sing Soft Kitty . . .)

[JackieLikesVariety]

And a great big hug for all my republican dopers who have resisted coming in here to put salt in my bowl

classy!

[Grestarian]

@Grestarian

I think we can rest assured that Mr. Romney and other republican candidates will make well-publicized statements in the next few weeks that will thoroughly endear them to the hearts of women and other minorities (and minority women, twice-fold). :dubious: Just as they’ve been doing over the last few months.

–G!

I stand corrected.
Thishas been resurfacing from the past.
It’s sure to win the hearts and minds of millions.:eek:
—G!

Well time has a way
of bringing even monsters
down,
down,
down…
. --Tommy Shaw (Styx)
. Cold War
. Caught in the Act