# Obama gets busted...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561 "2009-07-10T14:57:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sinaijon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sinaijon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaijon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/1 "2009-07-10T14:57:43Z")

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[http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/searchpopup?picId=10806432](http://www.reuters.com/news/pictures/searchpopup?picId=10806432)

Boy, that’s gotta be at least as awkward to explain to the wife as Bush’s shoulder rub.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/2 "2009-07-10T15:03:32Z")

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I saw that earlier. I think Obama could plausibly say that he was looking at the step as he was walking down it. Sarkozy, on the other hand is pretty obviously checking out the scenery.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/3 "2009-07-10T15:04:52Z")

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It would appear he’d like to improve relations with Brazil. Where is she from… Ipanema?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/4 "2009-07-10T15:10:38Z")

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I’m a straight woman and I’d probably give that ass a double-take too. In a sense of “daaaayum, I wish I had that kinda ass!”

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**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/5 "2009-07-10T15:15:35Z")

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After all, he’s just a man.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/6 "2009-07-10T15:15:57Z")

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There’s already a [video update](http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121). It’s pretty clear he was watching his step, not her ass.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/7 "2009-07-10T15:26:46Z")

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So you say Obama was in that picture?

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**Author:** ![Sinaijon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sinaijon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaijon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/8 "2009-07-10T15:28:18Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> There’s already a [video update](http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121). It’s pretty clear he was watching his step, not her ass.

That’s what we call ‘cover’ in the industry. Why else would he continue to be looking down while he reaches up and fumbles for the lady’s hand?

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/9 "2009-07-10T15:29:26Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> There’s already a [video update](http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121). It’s pretty clear he was watching his step, not her ass.

My god. Sarkozy was blatant, wasn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Laudenum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Laudenum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laudenum)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/10 "2009-07-10T15:30:12Z")

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When she turns around - it’s gone.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/11 "2009-07-10T15:45:03Z")

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> [@Cat\_Fight](#):
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> There’s already a [video update](http://abcnews.go.com/video/playerIndex?id=8049121). It’s pretty clear he was watching his step, not her ass.

That video just shows that he’s got a very smooth technique . It’s almost imperceptible at normal speed. I suppose he’d have to get that way being married to Michelle.

Zarkosy wasn’t even trying to give himself any cover.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/12 "2009-07-10T15:45:15Z")

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Oh my god. This is Assgate. Countdown to impeachment 4…3…2…

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/13 "2009-07-10T15:50:21Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> My god. Sarkozy was blatant, wasn’t he?

He’s French, you know.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/14 "2009-07-10T16:01:12Z")

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No, I think it’s pretty clear he started off watching his step. Then he got distracted.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/15 "2009-07-10T16:03:52Z")

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Clinton would have gotten her hotel room number in the time it took to take that picture, and Kennedy would’ve had banged her the entire night previous.

So, even if he was looking (and I don’t think he was), compared to some of his predecessors he was quite restrained. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sinaijon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@Sinaijon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinaijon)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/16 "2009-07-10T16:07:44Z")

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> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#):
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> Zarkosy wasn’t even trying to give himself any cover.

Yeah, that was pretty funny. In the video, he’s leaning back to look around Obama, starts at the feet, and works his way up.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/17 "2009-07-10T16:14:12Z")

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Once again,

Our leader: Gentleman

Other world leader: Asswipe

[Brown and Obama](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjoypNuGm2E)

On to Germany!

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/18 "2009-07-10T16:18:48Z")

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Eh, it’s just like him being a secret smoker or saying “fuck” in private. I like knowing that he’s not as much as of a goody-two-shoes as he sometimes seems.  
(and for the record, when I was typing the above, I spelled “as” as “ass.” That really was a memorable ass.)

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**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/19 "2009-07-10T16:18:54Z")

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> [@E-Sabbath](#):
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> No, I think it’s pretty clear he started off watching his step. Then he got distracted.

That’s a pretty generous interpretation. He was clearly checking out the back porch, then realized and pretended to look at the ground while using peripheral vision.

Sarkozy waited till there was some interference(but not enough) and went for a good hard look.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/obama-gets-busted/502561/20 "2009-07-10T16:22:10Z")

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Good to know Sarkozy hasn’t fallen off his game since marrying that model a year and a half ago.

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